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    CRITICAL HORSE THEORY

    In 1958, the Annual Horse Fanciers of America held their meeting in Aardmore, Oklahoma. During that meeting, the educational world in this country was set upon its ear, by a radical new concept- Critical Horse Theory.

    Posited by guest speakers Roy Rogers and Dale Evans, this theory posits that without horses, almost none of the buildings, edifices and monuments we hold dear and sacred in this country could have been built. And further, without horses, plows would have sat unused, fields would have laid fallow, crops and goods not harvested, or even if produced, delayed to market. And yet today, their sacrifice and contributions go largely unnoticed.

    Their radical idea was adopted strongly by a guest speaker at that meeting, world famous jockey and horse fancier Willie Shoemaker. In fact, he went even further. He claimed that if white men had just given horses more free rein, they could have built even more buildings and created more cash crops than being suppressed under the white man's thumb.

    "How many Kentucky Derbys could I have won without a horse? Enough said," Willie concluded.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hoosier Daddy View Post
    CRITICAL HORSE THEORY

    In 1958, the Annual Horse Fanciers of America held their meeting in Aardmore, Oklahoma. During that meeting, the educational world in this country was set upon its ear, by a radical new concept- Critical Horse Theory.

    Posited by guest speakers Roy Rogers and Dale Evans, this theory posits that without horses, almost none of the buildings, edifices and monuments we hold dear and sacred in this country could have been built. And further, without horses, plows would have sat unused, fields would have laid fallow, crops and goods not harvested, or even if produced, delayed to market. And yet today, their sacrifice and contributions go largely unnoticed.

    Their radical idea was adopted strongly by a guest speaker at that meeting, world famous jockey and horse fancier Willie Shoemaker. In fact, he went even further. He claimed that if white men had just given horses more free rein, they could have built even more buildings and created more cash crops than being suppressed under the white man's thumb.

    "How many Kentucky Derbys could I have won without a horse? Enough said," Willie concluded.
    Stupid on so many levels. Not only is this not a current event,....you did not provide a link to the original source. If you do not provide a link it is basically plagiarizing someone elses work and is not allowed on ANY message board...........DUMMY. Get it the fuck out of here now. Halfwit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stone View Post
    Stupid on so many levels. Not only is this not a current event,....you did not provide a link to the original source. If you do not provide a link it is basically plagiarizing someone elses work and is not allowed on ANY message board...........DUMMY. Get it the fuck out of here now. Halfwit.
    it is a current event given the fact so many crackers are bitching about critical race theory as if it is a big ass deal or even taught at public schools in general.


    if you don't believe me, ask Roy.

    here is the link-

    www.iwrotethisanditissatiredumbass.org

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    Cya........

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stone View Post
    Stupid on so many levels. Not only is this not a current event,....you did not provide a link to the original source. If you do not provide a link it is basically plagiarizing someone elses work and is not allowed on ANY message board...........DUMMY. Get it the fuck out of here now. Halfwit.
    It's far from stupid, rather succinct and funny, written by someone who knows how to write, something all but nonexistent among the membership of this forum.
    "Give pearls away and rubies but keep your fancy free."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hoosier Daddy View Post
    it is a current event given the fact so many crackers are bitching about critical race theory as if it is a big ass deal or even taught at public schools in general.


    if you don't believe me, ask Roy.

    here is the link-

    www.iwrotethisanditissatiredumbass.org
    Stone is right but you being a idiot it will take awhile for you to comprehend it all

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bulletbob View Post
    Stone is right but you being a idiot it will take awhile for you to comprehend it all
    thanks for your input, uncle fester. now go back to the basement.

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    too stupid to even groan.....
    Isaiah 6:5
    “Woe to me!” I cried. “I am ruined! For I am a man of unclean lips, and I live among a people of unclean lips, and my eyes have seen the King, the Lord Almighty.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hoosier Daddy View Post
    CRITICAL HORSE THEORY

    In 1958, the Annual Horse Fanciers of America held their meeting in Aardmore, Oklahoma. During that meeting, the educational world in this country was set upon its ear, by a radical new concept- Critical Horse Theory.

    Posited by guest speakers Roy Rogers and Dale Evans, this theory posits that without horses, almost none of the buildings, edifices and monuments we hold dear and sacred in this country could have been built. And further, without horses, plows would have sat unused, fields would have laid fallow, crops and goods not harvested, or even if produced, delayed to market. And yet today, their sacrifice and contributions go largely unnoticed.

    Their radical idea was adopted strongly by a guest speaker at that meeting, world famous jockey and horse fancier Willie Shoemaker. In fact, he went even further. He claimed that if white men had just given horses more free rein, they could have built even more buildings and created more cash crops than being suppressed under the white man's thumb.

    "How many Kentucky Derbys could I have won without a horse? Enough said," Willie concluded.
    That's awesome satire. lol
    "Conservatism is the blind and fear-filled worship of dead radicals." -- Mark Twain

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThatOwlWoman View Post
    That's awesome satire. lol
    Too bad it's lost on our humorless friends. Liberals are able to laugh at themselves, hence stuff like Saturday Night Live. For Right wingers, not possible. A reason why nearly all political comics are Leftists.
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    Quote Originally Posted by martin View Post
    Too bad it's lost on our humorless friends. Liberals are able to laugh at themselves, hence stuff like Saturday Night Live. For Right wingers, not possible. A reason why nearly all political comics are Leftists.
    Heh, I've noticed that too. I wonder if satire is lost on those only capable of seeing the world in black and white?
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    Quote Originally Posted by PostmodernProphet View Post
    too stupid to even groan.....
    Yes, you are.

    Now change my post to say something else, just like WWJD.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ThatOwlWoman View Post
    Heh, I've noticed that too. I wonder if satire is lost on those only capable of seeing the world in black and white?
    Mostly white.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hoosier Daddy View Post
    CRITICAL HORSE THEORY

    In 1958, the Annual Horse Fanciers of America held their meeting in Aardmore, Oklahoma. During that meeting, the educational world in this country was set upon its ear, by a radical new concept- Critical Horse Theory.

    Posited by guest speakers Roy Rogers and Dale Evans, this theory posits that without horses, almost none of the buildings, edifices and monuments we hold dear and sacred in this country could have been built. And further, without horses, plows would have sat unused, fields would have laid fallow, crops and goods not harvested, or even if produced, delayed to market. And yet today, their sacrifice and contributions go largely unnoticed.

    Their radical idea was adopted strongly by a guest speaker at that meeting, world famous jockey and horse fancier Willie Shoemaker. In fact, he went even further. He claimed that if white men had just given horses more free rein, they could have built even more buildings and created more cash crops than being suppressed under the white man's thumb.

    "How many Kentucky Derbys could I have won without a horse? Enough said," Willie concluded.
    I object! The Mayans did not have horses!

    Q.E.D.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AProudLefty View Post
    I object! The Mayans did not have horses!

    Q.E.D.
    tell that to roy and dale! then watch the fur really fly.

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