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    Christian Parents: Protecting your curious child from Satan should be the first thing on your mind 24/7. As a True Christian™ you understand that the reading of non-Christian books is like opening up the sewer lid of Hell and allowing Satan to creep out and crawl into your child's innocent little mind. We pray that the chart below will assist you in practicing safe book burning. If you require more information on the mandatory True Christian™ practice of "Book Burning,"






    The burning of books is nothing new to True Christians®. We invented the practice over two-thousand years ago as a way to promote our faith in the Lord Jesus. In the early days of Christianity, when new believers in Christ were converted, they were naturally moved by the Holy Spirit to grab as many books as they could and pitch them into a fire. Unlike the sissy "Jesus is Love" fake-Christians (whom both the Lord Jesus and we loathe) we have running around today, the early followers of Christ were never ashamed to burn books. In fact, if you ever find yourself being grateful for the destruction of most of the works of pagan nincompoops like Socrates, Plato, and Aristotle, you have a Christian to thank! In the Book of Acts we learn that anyone who wants to follow Jesus, should get ready to start burning books at the drop of a hat. The Book of Acts teaches us that burning someone's books is a great way spread God's word.

    "Many of them also which used curious arts brought their books together and burned them before all men and they counted the price of them and found it fifty thousand pieces of silver. So mightily grew the word of God and prevailed." Acts 19:19-20


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    The truth is, burning a book is one of the most loving things a Christian could do for a person they really care about. The Landover Baptist Church is proud to be sponsoring America's Largest Book Burning on Satan's Birthday, October 31st. This will be the third consecutive year we have held the event. Last October, we had 152,800 American Christians show up for the event. We burned over 3.4 million books! That's right! Don't let the numbers dissuade you from holding a book burning at your local church this Halloween. Thousands of churches in America have collected millions of Harry Potter books to be burned that very night. As a Christian, you should be eager to participate in this Bible based tradition. Burning books just like the first Christians did in New Testament is a great way to say "no" to Satan and "yes" to Jesus.
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    you do know about Landover Baptist, right?.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by PostmodernProphet View Post
    you do know about Landover Baptist, right?.....
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    guano probably thinks the Onion is a real news source as well...
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    Christian Parents: Protecting your curious child from Satan should be the first thing on your mind 24/7. As a True Christian™ you understand that the reading of non-Christian books is like opening up the sewer lid of Hell and allowing Satan to creep out and crawl into your child's innocent little mind. We pray that the chart below will assist you in practicing safe book burning. If you require more information on the mandatory True Christian™ practice of "Book Burning,"






    The burning of books is nothing new to True Christians®. We invented the practice over two-thousand years ago as a way to promote our faith in the Lord Jesus. In the early days of Christianity, when new believers in Christ were converted, they were naturally moved by the Holy Spirit to grab as many books as they could and pitch them into a fire. Unlike the sissy "Jesus is Love" fake-Christians (whom both the Lord Jesus and we loathe) we have running around today, the early followers of Christ were never ashamed to burn books. In fact, if you ever find yourself being grateful for the destruction of most of the works of pagan nincompoops like Socrates, Plato, and Aristotle, you have a Christian to thank! In the Book of Acts we learn that anyone who wants to follow Jesus, should get ready to start burning books at the drop of a hat. The Book of Acts teaches us that burning someone's books is a great way spread God's word.

    "Many of them also which used curious arts brought their books together and burned them before all men and they counted the price of them and found it fifty thousand pieces of silver. So mightily grew the word of God and prevailed." Acts 19:19-20


    https://www.landoverbaptist.org/news...okburning.html


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    Quote Originally Posted by guno View Post
    Christian Parents: Protecting your curious child from Satan should be the first thing on your mind 24/7. As a True Christian™ you understand that the reading of non-Christian books is like opening up the sewer lid of Hell and allowing Satan to creep out and crawl into your child's innocent little mind. We pray that the chart below will assist you in practicing safe book burning. If you require more information on the mandatory True Christian™ practice of "Book Burning,"






    The burning of books is nothing new to True Christians®. We invented the practice over two-thousand years ago as a way to promote our faith in the Lord Jesus. In the early days of Christianity, when new believers in Christ were converted, they were naturally moved by the Holy Spirit to grab as many books as they could and pitch them into a fire. Unlike the sissy "Jesus is Love" fake-Christians (whom both the Lord Jesus and we loathe) we have running around today, the early followers of Christ were never ashamed to burn books. In fact, if you ever find yourself being grateful for the destruction of most of the works of pagan nincompoops like Socrates, Plato, and Aristotle, you have a Christian to thank! In the Book of Acts we learn that anyone who wants to follow Jesus, should get ready to start burning books at the drop of a hat. The Book of Acts teaches us that burning someone's books is a great way spread God's word.

    "Many of them also which used curious arts brought their books together and burned them before all men and they counted the price of them and found it fifty thousand pieces of silver. So mightily grew the word of God and prevailed." Acts 19:19-20


    https://www.landoverbaptist.org/news...okburning.html
    your a moron

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    yes braze jesus
    Your a idiot dont burn books

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