Nope 6000 years ago God said let there be light, and then let there be water, then he shoved some of the water up and it was sky.
Then he pushed some water aside so the land would show, then he blinked in plants like a Genie, but only on the land,
then he puts lights in the sky, then he crafted two big lights and put them on the sky water dome, then he made animals
from water (but not too many, they will need to fit on an old boat) but fashioned birds some other way and let them fly across the water dome.
Then he changed his mind and made a whole bunch more animals including sea monsters. Then he made humans in "our" image
and appointed them rulers of the other things to subdue them and eat them if they wanted and gave carte blanche to destroy
the environment. But the other animals were supposed to just eat veggies.
He did that in 6 days. Which is itself amazing because he did some of it before there were days.
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