Into the Night (09-27-2021)
Into the Night (09-27-2021)
Where I know you're a serious dumbass is when you put Hibachi and ribeye in the same sentence.
What I'm trying to understand is: If you have a yard, why would you have a Hibachi? That's shit's for people with apartment balconies for yards.
Maybe the "light yard work" was not in your own yard? Hibachi is a fail of a grill. Total fail.
The 1st grill I ever bought cost me $8 and it was a green Weber.
No, not a 1/2 a bouy Weber, but big enough to hold like 30 burgers. It was big, but not as thick as a Big Green Egg.
I had that thing for years. Forget where it is now. I left it along the way somewhere.
Been 2 black Webers since then, and there's 1 in reserve the same size as my 1st green one. I just use the Braunsfeld smoker anymore. Grill hell, I wanna smoke!
It's a grill too, but..eh..
Last edited by Matt Dillon; 09-27-2021 at 06:44 PM.
Into the Night (09-27-2021)
You should consider drinking less and thinking more.
I bought the hibachi on sale ($5 for a cheapie $20 hibachi) for my kayak trailer. I have a larger portable grill (and better TBH) but I can't lock it up like the hibachi. Just testing it out. It'll do.
Notice the size of tool box mounted on the front of the trailer. Everything is secured in there.
"Hatred is a failure of imagination" - Graham Greene, "The Power and the Glory"
Why do you have to lock everything up?
Ohhh! Your boat is a Kayak! Well, unless that requires a number, that don't count.
Kayaks and Canoes, go fuck yourself, that's NOT a boat.
Ready to pay the ol' Matt Dillon fee to JPP, bitch?
You do remember the sum, correct?
Must be a sad neighborhood you live in where you have to lock up grills.
Wtf, even?!
I left a bright orange Husqvarna 61 chainsaw in the middle of the street here while I went on a 4 day bender and it was still there when I came back.
Ofc I proceeded to start it up and then it burnt right into the street right there, but OK. That was kinda my fault. Don't start a chainsaw with the gas tank open.
It caught on fire and melted down right in front of me. Nothing I could do.
It needed work and I should have put the gas cap back on.
That saw might could still be alive today, but no..
Pouring gas into the carb with no gas cap and cranking it..yeah, it melted a pothole into the asphalt street. Gas dissolves asphalt, I found out.
Last edited by Matt Dillon; 09-27-2021 at 07:54 PM.
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"The atmosphere is among the factors that determines the Earth's atmosphere." --ZenMode
"Donald has failed in almost every endeavor he has attempted. " --floridafan
"Abortion is not a moral issue. " --BidenPresident
"Propaganda can also be factual." --Flash
"Even after being vaccinated, you shed virus particles." --Jerome
"no slavery is forcing another into labor" -archives
"Evs are much safer from fires" -- Nordberg
"Abortion has killed no one." -- LurchAddams
A kayak is not a registered boat, dude.
You said you had a boat. That ain't no boat.
If that's your "boat", you fail.
I dare you to take that to this one place here.
Where the gators are 14'+ and just lined up on either side of the banks. Big ol' bull gators, too.
I never seen so many gators in my life.
If your "boat" ain't got a real engine to it? You don't have a boat.
Kickers do not count.
Last edited by Matt Dillon; 09-27-2021 at 08:11 PM.
"The atmosphere is among the factors that determines the Earth's atmosphere." --ZenMode
"Donald has failed in almost every endeavor he has attempted. " --floridafan
"Abortion is not a moral issue. " --BidenPresident
"Propaganda can also be factual." --Flash
"Even after being vaccinated, you shed virus particles." --Jerome
"no slavery is forcing another into labor" -archives
"Evs are much safer from fires" -- Nordberg
"Abortion has killed no one." -- LurchAddams
Historians have looked at the diaries of these soldiers and in other documents and found that it does not fit the narrative taught in your typical grade school class. It's the schools, not historians. It's the same schools that teach a tomato is a vegetable (it's not). It's the same schools that teach Global Warming (whatever THAT actually is) is 'science'. It's the same schools that are teaching kids how to put a condom on a banana.
It's the schools.
"The atmosphere is among the factors that determines the Earth's atmosphere." --ZenMode
"Donald has failed in almost every endeavor he has attempted. " --floridafan
"Abortion is not a moral issue. " --BidenPresident
"Propaganda can also be factual." --Flash
"Even after being vaccinated, you shed virus particles." --Jerome
"no slavery is forcing another into labor" -archives
"Evs are much safer from fires" -- Nordberg
"Abortion has killed no one." -- LurchAddams
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