General Milley: 'I Had To Commit Treason To Prevent Trump From Committing Treason'

**anonymoose** · 09-16-2021, 07:34 PM

WASHINGTON, D.C.—During testimony in front of Congress Thursday, General Mark Milley admitted that he committed treason but pointed out that he had to do so in order to prevent Trump from committing treason.

The general gave an emotional testimony today recounting his brave acts in betraying the United States to a hostile power in order to prevent even worse betrayals from the president of the country.

"I had to commit treason to prevent Trump from committing treason," he said to a panel in the House of Representatives. "Trump was going to betray the interests of the United States, and I had to beat him to the punch to make 100% sure that would never happen."

"Also, he posted a lot of mean tweets. And I couldn't let that stand. They were... hurtful." Milley then asked for a recess, as he was tearing up and needed some time to control his emotions.

According to Milley, after he committed treason to stop Trump from committing treason, Trump threatened to commit treason to stop Milley from committing treason to stop Trump from committing treason, but Milley put a stop to that by committing treason to stop Trump from committing treason to stop Milley from committing treason to stop Trump from committing treason.

At publishing time, Trump had blasted Milley, saying that his treason would have been "the best treason of all time" and that Milley's treason was "lame and pathetic" in comparison.
https://babylonbee.com/news/general-...m_source=jeeng

**Diesel** · 09-16-2021, 07:41 PM

Originally Posted by anonymoose

WASHINGTON, D.C.—During testimony in front of Congress Thursday, General Mark Milley admitted that he committed treason but pointed out that he had to do so in order to prevent Trump from committing treason.

The general gave an emotional testimony today recounting his brave acts in betraying the United States to a hostile power in order to prevent even worse betrayals from the president of the country.

"I had to commit treason to prevent Trump from committing treason," he said to a panel in the House of Representatives. "Trump was going to betray the interests of the United States, and I had to beat him to the punch to make 100% sure that would never happen."

"Also, he posted a lot of mean tweets. And I couldn't let that stand. They were... hurtful." Milley then asked for a recess, as he was tearing up and needed some time to control his emotions.

According to Milley, after he committed treason to stop Trump from committing treason, Trump threatened to commit treason to stop Milley from committing treason to stop Trump from committing treason, but Milley put a stop to that by committing treason to stop Trump from committing treason to stop Milley from committing treason to stop Trump from committing treason.

At publishing time, Trump had blasted Milley, saying that his treason would have been "the best treason of all time" and that Milley's treason was "lame and pathetic" in comparison.
https://babylonbee.com/news/general-...m_source=jeeng

You do know this never happened, right? Why are you allowed to post satire/fake news in current events?

**anonymoose** · 09-16-2021, 07:42 PM

Originally Posted by Diesel

You do know this never happened, right? Why are you allowed to post satire/fake news in current events?

I bribe the mods.

**evince** · 09-16-2021, 07:44 PM

Originally Posted by anonymoose

I bribe the mods.

Is that what you call your free blow jobs

**anonymoose** · 09-16-2021, 07:45 PM

Originally Posted by evince

Is that what you call your free blow jobs

Ask Diesel. He admits to giving them freely.

**evince** · 09-16-2021, 07:46 PM

He gives YOUR free blow jobs to people

Why do you comply and perform them?

**BidenPresident** · 09-16-2021, 07:49 PM

Originally Posted by anonymoose

WASHINGTON, D.C.—During testimony in front of Congress Thursday, General Mark Milley admitted that he committed treason but pointed out that he had to do so in order to prevent Trump from committing treason.

The general gave an emotional testimony today recounting his brave acts in betraying the United States to a hostile power in order to prevent even worse betrayals from the president of the country.

"I had to commit treason to prevent Trump from committing treason," he said to a panel in the House of Representatives. "Trump was going to betray the interests of the United States, and I had to beat him to the punch to make 100% sure that would never happen."

"Also, he posted a lot of mean tweets. And I couldn't let that stand. They were... hurtful." Milley then asked for a recess, as he was tearing up and needed some time to control his emotions.

According to Milley, after he committed treason to stop Trump from committing treason, Trump threatened to commit treason to stop Milley from committing treason to stop Trump from committing treason, but Milley put a stop to that by committing treason to stop Trump from committing treason to stop Milley from committing treason to stop Trump from committing treason.

At publishing time, Trump had blasted Milley, saying that his treason would have been "the best treason of all time" and that Milley's treason was "lame and pathetic" in comparison.
https://babylonbee.com/news/general-...m_source=jeeng

Sounds good.

**anonymoose** · 09-16-2021, 07:52 PM

Originally Posted by evince

He gives YOUR free blow jobs to people

I give cunnilingus. I love the lickity split. So does my wife.

Originally Posted by evince

Why do you comply and perform them?

Jealous much? Your hubby would be disgusted w/ a dried up old cow as yourself.

**Hawkeye10** · 09-16-2021, 07:52 PM

Food For Thought:

Abusers always have an explanation/justification on the ready.

**Nordberg** · 09-16-2021, 08:04 PM

Milley talked to them with a room full of listeners and scribes. None of them were offended enough to say a word. trump is a nut and people in the Whitehouse knew it. He has been described as a Fucking idiot by his secretary of state. Others said he had the mind of a 5th grader. Some called him an idiot. Those were his people.

**Matt Dillon** · 09-16-2021, 08:10 PM

Originally Posted by anonymoose

WASHINGTON, D.C.—During testimony in front of Congress Thursday, General Mark Milley admitted that he committed treason but pointed out that he had to do so in order to prevent Trump from committing treason.

The general gave an emotional testimony today recounting his brave acts in betraying the United States to a hostile power in order to prevent even worse betrayals from the president of the country.

"I had to commit treason to prevent Trump from committing treason," he said to a panel in the House of Representatives. "Trump was going to betray the interests of the United States, and I had to beat him to the punch to make 100% sure that would never happen."

"Also, he posted a lot of mean tweets. And I couldn't let that stand. They were... hurtful." Milley then asked for a recess, as he was tearing up and needed some time to control his emotions.

According to Milley, after he committed treason to stop Trump from committing treason, Trump threatened to commit treason to stop Milley from committing treason to stop Trump from committing treason, but Milley put a stop to that by committing treason to stop Trump from committing treason to stop Milley from committing treason to stop Trump from committing treason.

At publishing time, Trump had blasted Milley, saying that his treason would have been "the best treason of all time" and that Milley's treason was "lame and pathetic" in comparison.
https://babylonbee.com/news/general-...m_source=jeeng

Wow, get the blindfold ready.

Oh, Babylonbee. LOL!