The beautiful poetry of Donald J. Trump

[Cypress]

"I Never Understood the Wind"
by Donald J. Trump

"I never understood wind.
You know, I know
windmills very much.
I have studied it
better than anybody
else. It’s very expensive.
They are made in China
and Germany mostly.
—Very few made here, almost none,
but they are manufactured, tremendous
—if you are into this—
tremendous fumes. Gases are
spewing into the atmosphere. You know
we have a world
right?
So the world
is tiny
compared to the universe.
So tremendous, tremendous
amount of fumes and everything.
You talk about
the carbon footprint
— fumes are spewing into the air.
Right? Spewing.
Whether it’s in China,
Germany, it’s going into the air.
It’s our air
their air
everything — right?
A windmill will kill many bald eagles.
After a certain number
they make you turn the windmill off.
That is true.
—By the way
they make you turn it off.
And yet, if you killed one
they put you in jail.
That is OK.
You want to see a bird graveyard?
You just go.
Take a look.
A bird graveyard.
Go under a windmill someday,
you’ll see
more birds
than you’ve ever seen
in your life."





https://teacherpoetmusicianglenbrown...trump.html?m=1

[Bulletbob]

I like joe Bidens poetry

Jello and pudding and pudding and jello both make me fart and jill has to wipe my chin.
Now im president and a Avenger I be the man .
I have a dog that likes to bite and I dont know how many pancakes will fit in its house.
Hunter date came with him to visit me at home . But She had to be home by 8 to be ready for 8th grade class her very first day.
I help o bung hole arm iran and pay them to now its my turn to do it to the taliban only give then hostages planes and tanks and a little money to.
I be joe the man biden the new Avenger and Ill fuck you to

[Hoosier Daddy]

I like joe Bidens poetry

Jello and pudding and pudding and jello both make me fart and jill has to wipe my chin.
Now im president and a Avenger I be the man .
I have a dog that likes to bite and I dont know how many pancakes will fit in its house.
Hunter date came with him to visit me at home . But She had to be home by 8 to be ready for 8th grade class her very first day.
I help o bung hole arm iran and pay them to now its my turn to do it to the taliban only give then hostages planes and tanks and a little money to.
I be joe the man biden the new Avenger and Ill fuck you to

do you try to be monumentally stupid, drunken geezer, or do you just not have any choice? good god.

[Phantasmal]

"I Never Understood the Wind"
by Donald J. Trump

"I never understood wind.
You know, I know
windmills very much.
I have studied it
better than anybody
else. It’s very expensive.
They are made in China
and Germany mostly.
—Very few made here, almost none,
but they are manufactured, tremendous
—if you are into this—
tremendous fumes. Gases are
spewing into the atmosphere. You know
we have a world
right?
So the world
is tiny
compared to the universe.
So tremendous, tremendous
amount of fumes and everything.
You talk about
the carbon footprint
— fumes are spewing into the air.
Right? Spewing.
Whether it’s in China,
Germany, it’s going into the air.
It’s our air
their air
everything — right?
A windmill will kill many bald eagles.
After a certain number
they make you turn the windmill off.
That is true.
—By the way
they make you turn it off.
And yet, if you killed one
they put you in jail.
That is OK.
You want to see a bird graveyard?
You just go.
Take a look.
A bird graveyard.
Go under a windmill someday,
you’ll see
more birds
than you’ve ever seen
in your life."





https://teacherpoetmusicianglenbrown...trump.html?m=1

Thanks, that was so uninspiring

[Bulletbob]

do you try to be monumentally stupid, drunken geezer, or do you just not have any choice? good god.

I did it for you

[Bulletbob]

I cant believe they dont pray
to me.
Thats what joe wants

[Cypress]

I like joe Bidens poetry

Jello and pudding and pudding and jello both make me fart and jill has to wipe my chin.
Now im president and a Avenger I be the man .
I have a dog that likes to bite and I dont know how many pancakes will fit in its house.
Hunter date came with him to visit me at home . But She had to be home by 8 to be ready for 8th grade class her very first day.
I help o bung hole arm iran and pay them to now its my turn to do it to the taliban only give then hostages planes and tanks and a little money to.
I be joe the man biden the new Avenger and Ill fuck you to

That's not how satire works.

I posted actual words Donald J Drumpf spoke.

You made up some gibberish which never left the lips of Joe Biden.

There is probably a good reason no one finds you interesting, entertaining, or funny at parties and social gatherings. It may be too late in life for you to up your game, but you could give it a shot.

[NiftyNiblick]

That's a Wharton graduate, University of Pennsylvania, we're defaming.

Dubya was Yale and Harvard Business School.

Cancun Raffy was Princeton and Harvard Law School.

When we see how pathetic the very well educated pachys are,
imagine the MAGA cap wearing Joe Sixpacks from Bumfuck and Bald Knob....JPP type Republicans, in other words.

[Cypress]

That's a Wharton graduate, University of Pennsylvania, we're defaming.

Dubya was Yale and Harvard Business School.

Cancun Raffy was Princeton and Harvard Law School.

When we see how pathetic the very well educated pachys are,
imagine the MAGA cap wearing Joe Sixpacks from Bumfuck and Bald Knob....JPP type Republicans, in other words.

I think the brain has to be excercised as much as the body. It doesn't matter what college one went to 50 years ago. The brain will atrophy without exercise.

I doubt Trump has read a book in the last 40 years, he does not strike me as the type to take an interest in art, science, literature, and he has shown no interest in the tapestry of life outside of making money and dating girls young enough to be his granddaughter.