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    Default I have the hugest cock in the world even John Holmes would be jealous


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    (shaking head) Stick to Posting 'Perfect Asses', APL.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack View Post
    (shaking head) Stick to Posting 'Perfect Asses', APL.
    Bah humbug!

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    Quote Originally Posted by AProudLefty View Post
    I'm so disappointed. lol
    "Conservatism is the blind and fear-filled worship of dead radicals." -- Mark Twain

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    (probably not the first time APL has heard that)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack View Post
    (probably not the first time APL has heard that)
    LOL.


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    Quote Originally Posted by AProudLefty View Post
    LOL.
    Blame OwlWoman. I think she deliberately set you up for that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack View Post
    Blame OwlWoman. I think she deliberately set you up for that.
    Everyone always blames the Owl Woman.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AProudLefty View Post
    Everyone always blames the Owl Woman.
    Can't go wrong there!

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    Quote Originally Posted by AProudLefty View Post
    call dutch he would be interested in a big one

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThatOwlWoman View Post
    I'm so disappointed. lol
    No doubt you like huge cocks after all if you had all of them sticking out of you that you had in you foul you would look like a porcupine.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bulletbob View Post
    No doubt you like huge cocks after all if you had all of them sticking out of you that you had in you foul you would look like a porcupine.
    Says the guy with the goatse.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Bulletbob View Post
    No doubt you like huge cocks after all if you had all of them sticking out of you that you had in you foul you would look like a porcupine.
    Get a new Russian to English translator

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    Quote Originally Posted by evince View Post
    They should have placed basket ball or something in the pen for size reference


    To compare, the American Poultry Association Standard of Perfection states the standard brahma rooster is 2.5 feet tall, says Mejstrik, with pullets, hens, and roosters weighing 5 to 8 pounds. “He had to really duck down to get out of that structure,” says Mejstrik, who raises 20 brahmas in Glenwood, Iowa, for showing.

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