Trump & Carnegie

[Tranquillus in Exile]

Starting poor with only a few hundred million from his pa, Trump made a great fortune. Like Carnegie he gave away much of his money to improve the lot of the less fortunate, especially fallen women.

Like Carnegie he founded a university but without a Mellon. He wrote at least twenty books. Carnegie wrote books too, but he didn’t have to contend all his life with pseudologia (look it up) or porcine nescience.

Trump was the greatest president! His inauguration crowd was the biggest ever. Carnegie could have been second greatest, but he lacked our hero’s dedication and so never ran.

[Jack]

Wow. That was ... almost believable. Thanks for the laughs, Tranq.