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    Quote Originally Posted by BidenPresident View Post
    So God did not know what Adam and Eve would do? Then he's pretty dumb.
    God knew exactly what Adam and Eve would do.
    AM I, I AM's,AM I.
    What day is Michaelmas on?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr.Mason View Post
    God knew exactly what Adam and Eve would do.
    Then he's a jerk.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr.Mason View Post
    That's what I think Michelangelo is saying!
    The penis is the snake!
    How many times did your penis tell you to do something, your head told you not to do!
    ... never.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BidenPresident View Post
    so you think art is magic?
    I think God made sure Michelangelo that Michelangelo painted what he painted.
    AM I, I AM's,AM I.
    What day is Michaelmas on?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BidenPresident View Post
    Then he's a jerk.
    That's between you and God!
    Good luck with that!
    AM I, I AM's,AM I.
    What day is Michaelmas on?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack View Post
    ... never.
    Gelding?
    AM I, I AM's,AM I.
    What day is Michaelmas on?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr.Mason View Post
    Gelding?
    No. My head and my penis have always been in agreement.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack View Post
    No. My head and my penis have always been in agreement.
    My condolences
    AM I, I AM's,AM I.
    What day is Michaelmas on?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr.Mason View Post
    My condolences
    Little Jack has always made Big Jack happy. Why the 'condolences'?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack View Post
    Little Jack has always made Big Jack happy. Why the 'condolences'?
    Not getting the most out of the situation
    AM I, I AM's,AM I.
    What day is Michaelmas on?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr.Mason View Post
    So you think God didn't have anything to do with what
    Michelangelo painted on the Sistine Chapel?
    Well, yeah. Are you being serious or just being silly?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr.Mason View Post
    Eve fell when she listened to the serpent,Adam fell when he listened to Eve.
    And it wasn't a talking penis, it was a talking snake. One doesn't even have a mouth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr.Mason View Post
    I think God made sure Michelangelo that Michelangelo painted what he painted.
    Bizarre. Never heard anyone ever say such a thing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr.Mason View Post
    That's between you and God!
    Good luck with that!
    You may be insane.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jade Dragon View Post
    Well, yeah. Are you being serious or just being silly?
    Another troll.

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