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  1. 09-02-2021, 09:07 PM #1 | Top
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    Is the snake that tempted Eve the Penis??
    AM I, I AM's,AM I.
    What day is Michaelmas on?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr.Mason View Post
    Is the snake that tempted Eve the Penis??
    Maybe.
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    800px-Michelangelo_Fall_and_Expulsion_from_Garden_of_Eden_00-720x350 (2)_1.jpg
    What is Michelangelo saying here?
    AM I, I AM's,AM I.
    What day is Michaelmas on?
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    Quote Originally Posted by BidenPresident View Post
    Maybe.
    Look at my next post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr.Mason View Post
    Look at my next post
    I did.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BidenPresident View Post
    I did.
    Looks like she is going down on him.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr.Mason View Post
    Looks like she is going down on him.
    About to, yes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr.Mason View Post
    Is the snake that tempted Eve the Penis??
    No, Mason.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr.Mason View Post
    Is the snake that tempted Eve the Penis??
    Sure, try to put the blame on the guy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Flash View Post
    Sure, try to put the blame on the guy.
    Eve fell first
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr.Mason View Post
    Eve fell first
    But she fell because some action by the penis (according to the OP).
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    Quote Originally Posted by Flash View Post
    But she fell because some action by the penis (according to the OP).
    Yes it got erect
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr.Mason View Post
    Yes it got erect
    Aren't you a Christian? The serpent is a snake and sexual natures came about after the fall from grace.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr.Mason View Post
    Yes it got erect
    See, you're blaming the man for the fall.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr.Mason View Post
    800px-Michelangelo_Fall_and_Expulsion_from_Garden_of_Eden_00-720x350 (2)_1.jpg
    What is Michelangelo saying here?
    Well, ... to the casual observer, it looks like she got caught giving Adam a Lewinsky.
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