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    Default Future Boots

    An alligator has moved into the pond at the family farm in East Texas. My brother is training him. We have named him Boots because he may end up being a pair of boots if he gets large enough..

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    Quote Originally Posted by ExpressLane View Post
    An alligator has moved into the pond at the family farm in East Texas. My brother is training him. We have named him Boots because he may end up being a pair of boots if he gets large enough..

    Why boots? Why not food?

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    Quote Originally Posted by AProudLefty View Post
    Why boots? Why not food?
    You have to skin them to eat them . I guess his middle name could be Gumbo.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ExpressLane View Post
    You have to skin them to eat them . I guess his middle name could be Gumbo.
    Or Fumbo?

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    Default A turtle with a hook lodged in its mouth and the point sticking out its neck.

    The kid becomes traumatized.
    You can see the cats and the peacock.
    That’s why baits a bad idea.



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