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    Quote Originally Posted by T. A. Gardner View Post
    Yes, he could have selected a more "natural" paint scheme...
    OMG. LOL.
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    even Urban Dictionary is on board..


    blue origin

    space rocket company making penis shaped sub-orbital rockets owned by amazon founder Jeff bezos.

    he calls it blue origin their rockets look like giant dildos.


    by jeff who March 02, 2020


    https://www.urbandictionary.com/defi...=blue%20origin

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    Maybe he should rename the rocket the 'Blue Balls...'

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    Quote Originally Posted by T. A. Gardner View Post
    Irrelevant when you need to be somewhere in two hours and the train's going to take six...
    It’s not going to replace air travel for all, but there are people who would prefer to travel by train and help the environment as well, like myself!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phantasmal View Post
    It’s not going to replace air travel for all, but there are people who would prefer to travel by train and help the environment as well, like myself!
    Nice. Plunk down a few billion and build yourself a railroad then.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cypress View Post
    You all have dirty minds!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Phantasmal View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by T. A. Gardner View Post
    Nice. Plunk down a few billion and build yourself a railroad then.
    I would if I had it! It’s why I think Bezos should do it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phantasmal View Post
    I would if I had it! It’s why I think Bezos should do it.
    He's kinda busy right now ejaculating phallic symbols into space don't ya know?

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    Quote Originally Posted by T. A. Gardner View Post
    He's kinda busy right now ejaculating phallic symbols into space don't ya know?
    Yes, and as I said, I think his money could be better spent.

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    Quote Originally Posted by T. A. Gardner View Post
    Irrelevant when you need to be somewhere in two hours and the train's going to take six...
    Takes that long to park a car, queue to check in, then go through security, arrive at your gate at least 40 minutes before your flight and then get treated like lambs going to be slaughtered. Getting on a high speed train is far more civilised.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Primavera View Post
    Takes that long to park a car, queue to check in, then go through security, arrive at your gate at least 40 minutes before your flight and then get treated like lambs going to be slaughtered. Getting on a high speed train is far more civilised.
    Yeah. He's a Luddite.

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    The new China train is faster than a plane.

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    Flying from NY to DC verses high speed rail time wise, trains beats flying (total time wise) and less stress

    flying is like riding on a grey hound bus in the sky
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