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    Default Democrats Agree to Return to Texas if Greg Abbott Leaves

    AUSTIN, Texas—Runaway Democratic legislators from Texas offered today to return to the state on the condition that Governor Greg Abbott leave it forever.

    The Democrats, speaking from an undisclosed location, issued an official statement detailing the terms of the legislators-for-governor trade.

    “At noon on Friday, we will arrive at the state capitol in Austin in an unmarked bus,” the statement read. “Once we disembark, Governor Abbott will board the bus, which will then relocate him to a mutually-agreed-upon destination.”

    According to the statement, the Democrats have been reaching out to a number of potential countries who might be amenable to giving Abbott asylum.

    “We want the governor to live somewhere with voting laws that he’ll be comfortable with,” the statement read. “We’ve had some promising conversations with North Korea.”


    https://www.newyorker.com/humor/boro...-abbott-leaves

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    I find it ironic that Paxton is threatening to arrest them, when he belongs in jail.
    Once in a while you get shown the light, in the strangest of places if you look at it right.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Althea View Post
    I find it ironic that Paxton is threatening to arrest them, when he belongs in jail.
    good god flipped through Ken's wiki page, he should be on death row

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    These idiots look just as bad as the rabid Trump supporters after the election. I know that that statement doesn’t endear me with anyone but I really don’t care.


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    These fucks sure do not believe in democracy!
    I choose my own words like the Americans of olden times........before this dystopia arrived.

    DARK AGES SUCK!

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    Quote Originally Posted by leaningright View Post
    These idiots look just as bad as the rabid Trump supporters after the election. I know that that statement doesn’t endear me with anyone but I really don’t care.

    Spiritually and morally bankrupt Fucks! is the correct terminology.
    I choose my own words like the Americans of olden times........before this dystopia arrived.

    DARK AGES SUCK!

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    Quote Originally Posted by reagansghost View Post
    good god flipped through Ken's wiki page, he should be on death row
    Funny how they don't mention that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by leaningright View Post
    These idiots look just as bad as the rabid Trump supporters after the election. I know that that statement doesn’t endear me with anyone but I really don’t care.

    Agree. Texas Republicans look like complete morons coming up with a solution in search of a problem.
    Once in a while you get shown the light, in the strangest of places if you look at it right.

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    Quote Originally Posted by reagansghost View Post
    AUSTIN, Texas—Runaway Democratic legislators from Texas offered today to return to the state on the condition that Governor Greg Abbott leave it forever.

    The Democrats, speaking from an undisclosed location, issued an official statement detailing the terms of the legislators-for-governor trade.

    “At noon on Friday, we will arrive at the state capitol in Austin in an unmarked bus,” the statement read. “Once we disembark, Governor Abbott will board the bus, which will then relocate him to a mutually-agreed-upon destination.”

    According to the statement, the Democrats have been reaching out to a number of potential countries who might be amenable to giving Abbott asylum.

    “We want the governor to live somewhere with voting laws that he’ll be comfortable with,” the statement read. “We’ve had some promising conversations with North Korea.”


    https://www.newyorker.com/humor/boro...-abbott-leaves
    Abbott didn't break the law like the fucking pussy democrats

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    Quote Originally Posted by Althea View Post
    Agree. Texas Republicans look like complete morons coming up with a solution in search of a problem.
    Yea, that’s exactly what I was talking about.

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    Too funny!
    I'VE POSTED SOME TERRIBLE THINGS ABOUT
    DONALD TRUMP

    I JUST WANTED TO SAY TO EVERYONE
    THAT I MEANT ALL OF IT.




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    sad democrats think they can break the law and get away with it...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Son of the Revolution View Post
    sad democrats think they can break the law and get away with it...
    I don't know if they're breaking a law, but they sure look like idiots. And they are proud of it?
    Common sense is not a gift, it's a punishment because you have to deal with everyone who doesn't have it.

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    They do have a problem. They are in danger of having numbers causing the state to turn blue.
    It's funny, Texas has been head hunting California for about 2 decades. It looks like some of us must have come.
    They want the brain trust to come for their jobs but not to vote?

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    Quote Originally Posted by leaningright View Post
    Yea, that’s exactly what I was talking about.
    See? And here you were worried about 'endearing'.

    Curious...how do you feel about McConnell filibustering bills that Republicans actually support?
    Once in a while you get shown the light, in the strangest of places if you look at it right.

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