ThatOwlWoman (06-29-2021)
...whose homework actually WAS eaten by the dog?
You KNOW that it actually had to have happened at some point.
Would that make one a schlemiel or a schlimazel?
Che vergogna!
Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel. Samuel Johnson, 1775
Religion....is the opiate of the people. Karl Marx, 1848
Freedom's just another word for nothin' left to lose. Kris Kristofferson, 1969
ThatOwlWoman (06-29-2021)
I've turned in at least two papers that were chomped by Mr. Owl's Quaker parrot, because I stupidly left them on the table where he could get at them. Fortunately classes since then have all had assignments done electronically so no more chomping. I do have to keep him off the keyboard though.
What brought this amusing musing on, anyways?
"Conservatism is the blind and fear-filled worship of dead radicals." -- Mark Twain
Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel. Samuel Johnson, 1775
Religion....is the opiate of the people. Karl Marx, 1848
Freedom's just another word for nothin' left to lose. Kris Kristofferson, 1969
ThatOwlWoman (06-29-2021)
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