SUPER WTF - Portland OR forecast 113 degrees sunday june 27. Normal is 76.

**Matt Dillon** · 06-26-2021, 12:17 AM

Originally Posted by Hawkeye10

Could you be specific please?

East/West/Center?

Yes.

**Matt Dillon** · 06-26-2021, 12:18 AM

Originally Posted by Hawkeye10

My first plane trip was OHare-Tampa on Eastern when Eastern was really special.

It hurts my soul knowing how badly flying sucks now.

It's just one more thing that we fucked up.

Buckle Up.

I do believe that's where the 9/11 terrorists were trained.

**Hawkeye10** · 06-26-2021, 12:18 AM

Originally Posted by Matt Dillon

Yes.

Fuck you 2.

**Hawkeye10** · 06-26-2021, 12:19 AM

Originally Posted by Matt Dillon

I do believe that's where the 9/11 terrorists were trained.

You just failed.

**Matt Dillon** · 06-26-2021, 12:26 AM

Originally Posted by Hawkeye10

I am doing all that I can do, but my house is 77 degrees.

I am not a happy camper.

I expect a refund!

That's a comfortable temp.

**Matt Dillon** · 06-26-2021, 12:27 AM

Originally Posted by Hawkeye10

You just failed.

There's no O'Hare.. I was thinking Peter O'Knight. Odd name but I'm pretty sure that's it.

The O got me.

Oh! You flew from NY to Tampa.. I get it now.

I have not flown since it went cuckoo.

Last time I flew it was Tampa-Miami and I took 1/2 oz of weed and a gun.

**Hawkeye10** · 06-26-2021, 12:29 AM

Originally Posted by Matt Dillon

There's no O'Hare.. I was thinking Peter O'Knight. Odd name but I'm pretty sure that's it.

The O got me.

If you want a better result then do better work.

**Matt Dillon** · 06-26-2021, 12:40 AM

Originally Posted by Hawkeye10

If you want a better result then do better work.

Suck a better donkey dick.

**Hawkeye10** · 06-26-2021, 12:43 AM

Originally Posted by Matt Dillon

Suck a better donkey dick.

**Hawkeye10** · 06-26-2021, 12:50 AM

The West is dying as the super brutal fucks the Chinese are on the romp.....

Buckle Up.

**Matt Dillon** · 06-26-2021, 12:51 AM

I shit you not, they used to serve Prime Rib Surf n Turf in the 1st class on flights.

I had some friends that worked for Eastern. He was a pilot and she was a Swedish stewardess.

They were rarely home and I had a key to their house to go through and fish off of their dock.

She was so hot! I was supposed to take the windsurfer out, but never did. Mostly I went fishin'.

I like fishin'. They had bluegills and bream off their dock.

I went there quite a bit.

I still have a pin they gave me. And a little hard rubber plane, too.

**Hawkeye10** · 06-26-2021, 12:54 AM

Originally Posted by Matt Dillon

I shit you not, they used to serve Prime Rib Surf n Turf in the 1st class on flights.

You remind me so much of Probable Woke Fuck.

**Matt Dillon** · 06-26-2021, 01:01 AM

Originally Posted by Hawkeye10

You remind me so much of Probable Woke Fuck.

That's nice, honey.

**Hawkeye10** · 06-26-2021, 01:18 AM

Originally Posted by Matt Dillon

That's nice, honey.

My previous diagnosis was Meth.

I tend to get to the truth in the end.

That's was what the education was for.

The second best decision of this life, after hooking up with Slut, getting myself educated.

God Damn Slut is a handful, but that is what I like, I need the challenge and I hate boredom.