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    Default he put his pants on backwards

    trump gave a rambling, whiny, low energy "speech" full of his delusions. It was the sort of thing I would expect from a homeless bum, not an ex-president.

    But even more bizarre was his pants... trump's pants were on backwards. Somehow he got his pants backwards, and no one could correct him. It has long been true that he lacks the ability to tie a tie, but not being able to use pants...

    There were dozens of people helping him, so how could they have not corrected the pants problem? Are those around him sabotaging him? he wears diapers, so would not need to go to the bathroom alone.

    This is a bad I cannot fathom. Or maybe it is a good. Hitler always was able to wear pants, and that ended very badly. Maybe trump's incompetence in wearing pants is a blessing to America.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Walt View Post
    trump gave a rambling, whiny, low energy "speech" full of his delusions. It was the sort of thing I would expect from a homeless bum, not an ex-president.

    But even more bizarre was his pants... trump's pants were on backwards. Somehow he got his pants backwards, and no one could correct him. It has long been true that he lacks the ability to tie a tie, but not being able to use pants...

    There were dozens of people helping him, so how could they have not corrected the pants problem? Are those around him sabotaging him? he wears diapers, so would not need to go to the bathroom alone.

    This is a bad I cannot fathom. Or maybe it is a good. Hitler always was able to wear pants, and that ended very badly. Maybe trump's incompetence in wearing pants is a blessing to America.
    I heard about that recently.
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    Nah, he'll be right there, willing to give his spleen right now because he signed a card. "Here's my papers, sir!" He'll say as he proves to his beloved government and the super desirable government tracking program that HE at least is perfectly capable of carrying the right papers at all times and that super benevolent Federal government programs deserve his immediate and prolific obedience!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Damocles View Post
    Nah, he'll be right there, willing to give his spleen right now because he signed a card. "Here's my papers, sir!" He'll say as he proves to his beloved government and the super desirable government tracking program that HE at least is perfectly capable of carrying the right papers at all times and that super benevolent Federal government programs deserve his immediate and prolific obedience!

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    Quote Originally Posted by evince View Post
    Is there a link?
    https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/tr...nts-backwards/
    Quote Originally Posted by Damocles View Post
    Nah, he'll be right there, willing to give his spleen right now because he signed a card. "Here's my papers, sir!" He'll say as he proves to his beloved government and the super desirable government tracking program that HE at least is perfectly capable of carrying the right papers at all times and that super benevolent Federal government programs deserve his immediate and prolific obedience!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Damocles View Post
    Nah, he'll be right there, willing to give his spleen right now because he signed a card. "Here's my papers, sir!" He'll say as he proves to his beloved government and the super desirable government tracking program that HE at least is perfectly capable of carrying the right papers at all times and that super benevolent Federal government programs deserve his immediate and prolific obedience!

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    I think they may be elastic pants and the weird wrinkles are from when he shits down and bunches them up for comfort



    I can not see a zipper

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    ANOTHER THREAD BASED ON A COMPLETE LIE.


    DO THE JPP LEFT EVER POST THE TRUTH???
    TRUMP WILL TAKE FORTY STATES...UNLESS THE SAME IDIOTS WHO BROUGHT US THE 2020 DUNCE-O-CRAT IOWA CLUSTERFUCK CONTINUE THEIR SEDITIOUS ACTIVITIES...THEN HE WILL WIN EVEN MORE ..UNLESS THE RED CHINESE AND DNC COLLUDE, USE A PANDEMIC, AND THEN THE DEMOCRATS VIOLATE ARTICLE II OF THE CONSTITUTION, TO FACILLITATE MILLIONS OF ILLEGAL, UNVETTED, MAIL IN BALLOTS IN THE DARK OF NIGHT..


    De Oppresso Liber

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    Quote Originally Posted by AProudLefty View Post
    I heard about that recently.
    Republicans have become the "I crapped my pants, so now you have to pay attention to me" party. They are left repeatedly posting how trump forces us to pay attention to them.

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    Walter Walter Walter,.... you fucking idiot you. What a dope,.... and of course theres Desh sucking up the bullshit too. Morons.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grokmaster View Post
    ANOTHER THREAD BASED ON A COMPLETE LIE.
    trump's pants were clearly on backwards. What is up with that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Walt View Post
    trump gave a rambling, whiny, low energy "speech" full of his delusions. It was the sort of thing I would expect from a homeless bum, not an ex-president.

    But even more bizarre was his pants... trump's pants were on backwards. Somehow he got his pants backwards, and no one could correct him. It has long been true that he lacks the ability to tie a tie, but not being able to use pants...

    There were dozens of people helping him, so how could they have not corrected the pants problem? Are those around him sabotaging him? he wears diapers, so would not need to go to the bathroom alone.

    This is a bad I cannot fathom. Or maybe it is a good. Hitler always was able to wear pants, and that ended very badly. Maybe trump's incompetence in wearing pants is a blessing to America.
    awesome thread, WAlt....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stone View Post
    Walter Walter Walter,.... you fucking idiot you. What a dope,.... and of course theres Desh sucking up the bullshit too. Morons.
    Where did I suck it up?

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    Quote Originally Posted by evince View Post
    I think they may be elastic pants and the weird wrinkles are from when he shits down and bunches them up for comfort



    I can not see a zipper
    Speaking from experience arent ya?

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