Blackwater Lunchbreak (06-03-2021), evince (06-03-2021), Frank Apisa (06-04-2021), Joe Capitalist (06-03-2021), ThatOwlWoman (06-03-2021)
WASHINGTON, D.C.—Congress has voted down a proposed commission to look into the events of January 6th after everyone realized that Trump actually won the election fair and square in 2020.
"Wow, I guess I never really saw it that way!" said Senator Chuck Schumer after Mitch McConnell made everyone sit in a semi-circle and watch a Newsmax special on election fraud.
"The election was totally rigged! Total disaster! Completely and totally unfair!"
Schumer then got on his computer right then and there to write an apology letter to Trump.
"Trump and Mike Lindell were right!" exclaimed Nancy Pelosi. "I can't really blame Trump supporters for rioting at the Capitol anymore. I guess I would have done the same thing! Boy, was I an idiot! This whole experience has really put me in my place, that's for sure!"
Multiple Evangelical leaders took to social media soon afterward to celebrate the fulfillment of prophecy, as Trump was "totally vindicated".
Democrats are currently looking for ways to remove Biden so they can replace him with the one true President Donald Trump. Nancy Pelosi is now proposing an independent commission to look at the secret of Trump's incredible success as well as good looks.
Wow! Congratulations, President Trump!
https://babylonbee.com/news/jan-6th-...air-and-square
Blackwater Lunchbreak (06-03-2021), evince (06-03-2021), Frank Apisa (06-04-2021), Joe Capitalist (06-03-2021), ThatOwlWoman (06-03-2021)
the truth will out.
morality is a set of beliefs, attitudes, and behaviors that facilitate voluntary, cooperative and mutually beneficial relationships.
Trump Wins,
by definition https://www.vocabulary.com/dictionary/trump
Rune (06-03-2021)
I for one am elated the most physically fit president in US history since Taft will ascend to his rightful throne. (three steps at a time)
evince (06-03-2021)
evince (06-03-2021), Joe Capitalist (06-03-2021)
Can't you see OANN picking this up as actual news and presenting it to their marks? lol
"Conservatism is the blind and fear-filled worship of dead radicals." -- Mark Twain
evince (06-03-2021), martin (06-03-2021), Phantasmal (06-03-2021), signalmankenneth (06-03-2021), Trumpet (06-03-2021)
morality is a set of beliefs, attitudes, and behaviors that facilitate voluntary, cooperative and mutually beneficial relationships.
Trump Wins,
by definition https://www.vocabulary.com/dictionary/trump
Rune (06-03-2021)
evince (06-03-2021)
evince (06-03-2021), Micawber (06-03-2021), Phantasmal (06-03-2021), signalmankenneth (06-03-2021), ThatOwlWoman (06-03-2021), Trumpet (06-03-2021)
What we need is a credible-sounding-to-the-cult antiOANN site. It could feature stories like "The Real President, Donald J. Trump, Urges His Supporters to Get the COVID Vaccine, so they can continue to fight for America!" and "Greatest President of All, Donald J. Trump, Endorses Compromise on Infrastructure Bill, says it's the only way to beat our enemy China."
"Conservatism is the blind and fear-filled worship of dead radicals." -- Mark Twain
evince (06-03-2021), martin (06-03-2021), Phantasmal (06-03-2021)
morality is a set of beliefs, attitudes, and behaviors that facilitate voluntary, cooperative and mutually beneficial relationships.
Trump Wins,
by definition https://www.vocabulary.com/dictionary/trump
BABYLON BEE. AND?
TRUMP WILL TAKE FORTY STATES...UNLESS THE SAME IDIOTS WHO BROUGHT US THE 2020 DUNCE-O-CRAT IOWA CLUSTERFUCK CONTINUE THEIR SEDITIOUS ACTIVITIES...THEN HE WILL WIN EVEN MORE ..UNLESS THE RED CHINESE AND DNC COLLUDE, USE A PANDEMIC, AND THEN THE DEMOCRATS VIOLATE ARTICLE II OF THE CONSTITUTION, TO FACILLITATE MILLIONS OF ILLEGAL, UNVETTED, MAIL IN BALLOTS IN THE DARK OF NIGHT..
De Oppresso Liber
"Conservatism is the blind and fear-filled worship of dead radicals." -- Mark Twain
JAN 6th Commission FAILS AFTER EVERYONE FORCED TO ADMIT IT IS ALREADY BEING/BEEN THOROUGHLY INVESTIGATED BY DOJ/FBI.
TRUMP WILL TAKE FORTY STATES...UNLESS THE SAME IDIOTS WHO BROUGHT US THE 2020 DUNCE-O-CRAT IOWA CLUSTERFUCK CONTINUE THEIR SEDITIOUS ACTIVITIES...THEN HE WILL WIN EVEN MORE ..UNLESS THE RED CHINESE AND DNC COLLUDE, USE A PANDEMIC, AND THEN THE DEMOCRATS VIOLATE ARTICLE II OF THE CONSTITUTION, TO FACILLITATE MILLIONS OF ILLEGAL, UNVETTED, MAIL IN BALLOTS IN THE DARK OF NIGHT..
De Oppresso Liber
Blackwater Lunchbreak (06-03-2021)
morality is a set of beliefs, attitudes, and behaviors that facilitate voluntary, cooperative and mutually beneficial relationships.
Trump Wins,
by definition https://www.vocabulary.com/dictionary/trump
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