This App Is Awesome!

[AProudLefty]

Now it says "phone number".

[AProudLefty]

Now it just said [snork]

[ExpressLane]

Long one: [cat sounds] [tools or machinery]
Diarrhea: [water]
Can't release properly: [baby crying] [laughing]
Farting in tub: [water]
Farting with musical instrument: [baby crying] [music]

It didn't pick up the rest. No [fart] though.

More information than I needed.

[AProudLefty]

More information than I needed.

Dude those sounds ain't from me. You can rest assured.

When I record myself lighting my fart after eating at Taco Bell, you'll know it's me.

[ExpressLane]

Four lines of my tries to say "Primo".

momo
borma
boma
orama

Please don't take this the wrong way. Do you think this will help your speech?

[AProudLefty]

Please don't take this the wrong way. Do you think this will help your speech?

Yes.

[ExpressLane]

Dude those sounds ain't from me. You can rest assured.

When I record myself lighting my fart after eating at Taco Bell, you'll know it's me.

You will look like your avatar.

[ExpressLane]

Yes.

Awesome!!!!

[AProudLefty]

You will look like your avatar.

Exactly. I'll be an angry black cat.

[AProudLefty]

Awesome!!!!

Dude, why don't you download the app and see for yourself? It's an Android app.

[ExpressLane]

I have a friend that swears he burnt a hole in his nylon pants in college lighting a fart.

[ExpressLane]

Dude, why don't you download the app and see for yourself? It's an Android app.

iPhone.

[AProudLefty]

iPhone.

Shit. Fuck Apple.

[ExpressLane]

Shit. Fuck Apple.

I only fuck Granny Smiths.

[AProudLefty]

iPhone.

Know what dude? Why don't you do a quick audio recording on line on something like Vocaroo and let's see if this app will transcribe it accurately.