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    Default I Recently Took a Pole, yep... Just like that

    100% of the people in the tent were angry that they didn't get a turn to give me a pole too!
    Last edited by Damocles; 05-24-2021 at 08:59 AM. Reason: NOT A CURRENT EVENT
    Why Biden? Because Fuck You that's why. Barack Obama has a Grammy, an Emmy, a Nobel Prize, 2 terms as President and a Twitter account.

    Donald Trump has 2 impeachments.

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    Taking after your mother I see.
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    Quote Originally Posted by katzgar View Post
    100% of the people in the tent were angry
    My guess is you have taken more poles than just about anybody.

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    This isn't a current event but it's so fucking stupid I can't actually make it more embarrassing with edits like I usually do. Congrats, you've achieved new heights in forum dumbassery. I'd give you a medal but you'd try and eat it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by katzgar View Post
    I Recently Took a Pole
    My first guess was that you were the guest of honor at a gay orgy.
    God bless America and those who defend our Constitution.

    "Hatred is a failure of imagination" - Graham Greene, "The Power and the Glory"

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    Leave Polish people and exotic dancers alone.
    What have they done to you?

    Take a "poll" next time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by /MSG/ View Post
    This isn't a current event but it's so fucking stupid I can't actually make it more embarrassing with edits like I usually do. Congrats, you've achieved new heights in forum dumbassery. I'd give you a medal but you'd try and eat it.
    He's just doing his best to keep up with the Asshat Legion and their inane "current events".

    Still, since I'm here for the LOL's, it's okay.
    God bless America and those who defend our Constitution.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NiftyNiblick View Post
    Leave Polish people and exotic dancers alone.
    What have they done to you?

    Take a "poll" next time.
    Read the fucking joke, eurotrash. Tents don't have a "poll"...unless it's voting to kick you out of one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by /MSG/ View Post
    This isn't a current event but it's so fucking stupid I can't actually make it more embarrassing with edits like I usually do. Congrats, you've achieved new heights in forum dumbassery. I'd give you a medal but you'd try and eat it.
    It’s so fucking embarrassingly stupid I thought you had already done the edit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dutch Uncle View Post
    Read the fucking joke, eurotrash. Tents don't have a "poll"...unless it's voting to kick you out of one.
    You're right, shitkicker/cracker Oom.
    I completely missed that one.
    It happens.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NiftyNiblick View Post
    You're right, shitkicker/cracker Oom.
    I completely missed that one.
    It happens.
    ...a lot more than you are willing to admit to yourself, neef.

    As you mature, maybe you'll learn the wisdom of which our ancestors speak.
    God bless America and those who defend our Constitution.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dutch Uncle View Post
    ...a lot more than you are willing to admit to yourself, neef.

    As you mature, maybe you'll learn the wisdom of which our ancestors speak.
    Your ancestor had a thumb in a dyke.

    Either she wouldn't let him use his prick,

    or that was just what he liked.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NiftyNiblick View Post
    You're ancestor had a thumb in a dyke.

    Either she wouldn't let him use his prick,

    or that was just what he liked.
    See, neef? If you had taken a breath first before responding, you'd have recognized that I have thousands of ancestors spread across at least four continents. As with all of our mutual thousands of human ancestors, no doubt many came to a very bad end. Therefore your comment is lame, at best.

    Doubting your knowledge of Thomas Hobbes, please consider this for your further edification:
    God bless America and those who defend our Constitution.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dutch Uncle View Post
    My first guess was that you were the guest of honor at a gay orgy.

    you have never been good at thinking
    Why Biden? Because Fuck You that's why. Barack Obama has a Grammy, an Emmy, a Nobel Prize, 2 terms as President and a Twitter account.

    Donald Trump has 2 impeachments.

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    Quote Originally Posted by /MSG/ View Post
    This isn't a current event but it's so fucking stupid I can't actually make it more embarrassing with edits like I usually do. Congrats, you've achieved new heights in forum dumbassery. I'd give you a medal but you'd try and eat it.
    I'm trying to keep things at a level you might understand
    Why Biden? Because Fuck You that's why. Barack Obama has a Grammy, an Emmy, a Nobel Prize, 2 terms as President and a Twitter account.

    Donald Trump has 2 impeachments.

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