There Is Money In Life Jackets

[Flanders]

I know Fauci made a small fortune using the power of government to force tens of millions of Americans to wear masks. Getting a buck for every mask manufactured and sold is big money.

https://www.justplainpolitics.com/sh...08#post3924808

QUESTION: Is the Mask King in for a slice of life jacket money?

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ATLANTA, GA—The CDC has updated its guidelines and announced that you no longer have to wear a life jacket outside in case of rain. The guidelines had been put in place last year during a particularly rainy March, and although many experts had claimed we would just have to wear the life jackets for a couple of weeks, mandates remained in place for well over a year.

But now, even hardcore pro-life jacket agencies like the CDC have admitted it is time to take the life jackets off and go about our lives.

"Look, unfortunately, the rainy season is just about over," said CDC Director Rochelle Walensky. "We had hoped it would last forever, but even we must admit, you no longer have to put a life jacket on when going outside." However, the updated rule only applies to people who have taken swimming lessons at an approved swim lesson site. Still, many say this is progress over the strict and sometimes anti-science position taken by the CDC throughout the flood season.

"But we will still remain vigilant, and life jackets may become a seasonal thing worn every October through April to stay safe."

Despite the updated guidelines, many liberals announced they would continue to wear life jackets until the chance of drowning in a sudden freak flash flood hit 0%.

"This is way too soon," said Krissy Mackinaw of Austin, Texas as she watched people walk by without life jackets. "Look at these anti-science neanderthals walking around!" Her state of Texas removed the life jacket mandate several months ago, causing many experts to predict there would be a massive spike in drownings, but none of those predictions of doom came true. "You're all going to die!" she screamed at passersby as she put a snorkel on.

CDC Says You No Longer Have To Wear A Life Jacket Outside In Case Of Rain
May 14th, 2021

https://babylonbee.com/news/cdc-says...n-case-of-rain

[Legion]

Excellent parody.

Regarding the money question, aren't most of the masks manufactured in Communist China?

[Flanders]

Regarding the money question, aren't most of the masks manufactured in Communist China?

Last year, China made just over half of the world’s masks. This year, the share is expected to climb to 85%. The global market for disposable masks was worth $75 billion in the first quarter of this year and is expected to grow at a rate of over 50% for the next seven years.

Coronavirus: here’s what you need to know about face masks
22 May 2020
Douglas Broom

https://www.weforum.org/agenda/2020/...-rules-supply/

To Legion: I suspect that all three are cutting a fat hog in the ass:

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