Things I loved to do at work.

[Nomad]

Dude, I don't need to know your resume.

That's pretty faggy, though.

PS: I'll take that as a "no", ok?

You've never had a real job, bitch.

You go ahead and tell yourself that if it makes you feel better about being such a loser.

[Matt Dillon]

You go ahead and tell yourself that if it makes you feel better about being such a loser.

What jobs have you done?

[Nomad]

What jobs have you done?

I was a rocket scientist/physicist/brain surgeon for NASA.

I got paid $100,000.00 a week.

You?

[RB 60]

How come it's always you rightwing blowhards who come up with the kind of chest-thumping bullshit we see in this thread?

Are you fuckers so insecure that you have to try to make strangers on the internet admire or envy you?

Where is that moron Dark Soul when you guys need him? He'd be right at home in this thread boasting about his imaginary classic car collection, his two make-believe houses and his amazing imaginary engineering/construction/contracting expertise.

You fuckers are beyond laughable.

Yes, we know you welfare losers are jealous of those of us who spent our lives working and can afford a few of the luxuries in life. Fuck you and suffer...

[RB 60]

What jobs have you done?

I think he swallows....

[NiftyNiblick]

My favorite day of work was the day I retired.
A few hugs.
A few kisses.
Put my personal stuff in the clichéd cardboard box.
Thank you, fuck you, bye bye, folks.
Went straight to my favorite restaurant.
Never looked back once...and I actually liked my work most of the time.

I was fifty-five years old and never had to live by a schedule again.
Got up when I'd slept enough.
Ate when I was hungry.
Retired for the night when I was tired.

I've been retired nearly twenty years, and except for being physically old, it's the best part of life.

[Matt Dillon]

I was a rocket scientist/physicist/brain surgeon for NASA.

I got paid $100,000.00 a week.

You?

Liar. My cousin's husband was a rocket scientist for NASA. I know what they make, he told me.
Lying fucktard that's never had a job.

[Matt Dillon]

My favorite day of work was the day I retired.
A few hugs.
A few kisses.
Put my personal stuff in the clichéd cardboard box.
Thank you, fuck you, bye bye, folks.
Went straight to my favorite restaurant.
Never looked back once...and I actually liked my work most of the time.

I was fifty-five years old and never had to live by a schedule again.
Got up when I'd slept enough.
Ate when I was hungry.
Retired for the night when I was tired.

I've been retired nearly twenty years, and except for being physically old, it's the best part of life.

You're still an insufferable douche.

[NiftyNiblick]

You're still an insufferable douche.

I'm not in fucking Florida with the devolved DeSantis troglodytes.
That would indeed be insufferable.

My perpetual party at the Fontainebleau broke up years ago.
There's no going back.

[Nomad]

Liar. My cousin's husband was a rocket scientist for NASA. I know what they make, he told me.
Lying fucktard that's never had a job.

You mean this guy....?





I remember him.

He used to clean my office.

But I was not just a rocket scientist.

I was a rocket scientist/physicist/brain surgeon, moron.

Get your facts straight.

[Matt Dillon]

You mean this guy....?





I remember him.

He used to clean my office.

But I was not just a rocket scientist.

I was a rocket scientist/physicist/brain surgeon, moron.

Get your facts straight.

You've never had a real job, poofter.

[Matt Dillon]

I'm not in fucking Florida with the devolved DeSantis troglodytes.
That would indeed be insufferable.

My perpetual party at the Fontainebleau broke up years ago.
There's no going back.

You're all done, then.

Yayo run out, did it?

[NiftyNiblick]

You're all done, then.

I'm curious, Miss Kitty.
Have you ever even been to the Fontainebleau?
They were usually better than the Eden Roc at flushing out hookers who were loitering in the lobby.

[Matt Dillon]

I'm curious, Miss Kitty.
Have you ever even been to the Fontainebleau?
They were usually better than the Eden Roc at flushing out hookers who were loitering in the lobby.

Tbh, no. I know where it is, though.
Have you ever been to Sal's?

Why would I rent a hotel room when I have a home?

I had a Man O' War wrap around my leg 2 places down from the Fountainbleau.

Not a fan of that beach. Crushed shells, small beach, blah.

[NiftyNiblick]

Have you ever been to Sal's?

I used to go to Valenti's for Italian food.
Friends of mine.
Probably before your time.