Knew that guy on spreely. Little theist faggot trash. FunnyStevie Johnson?
Ask eric hoefer about him.
Last edited by ]2epo]v[an; 05-08-2021 at 12:05 AM.
Im sure im much more interesting than any fiction a piddly mind like yours is prepaired to imagine.Many people on internet forums like to live a vicarious life more exciting online than their real lives, according to their own perceptions. Yes, they exaggerate. They lie. They live a fantasy. Anyone with training in verifying the veracity of other people recognizes this fact.
Ever seen a guy blow his brains out 4 feet away? His brain splatter looking like barny the dinosaur.
Ever seen a guy's face after a 9mil 1911 chinese execution? Me neither. Seen a screeming pimp on the other side of the room with pieces of it dripping off his own face tho.
Ever disarmed a bomb in wertzberg while spraypainting hopi signs?
Ever had an entire infantry battalion cut off from their dope dealer?
Ever had flashbacks after someone mistook you for a good person to mick with dope mdma pcp?
Ever woken up covered in blood in a tent in someone's backyard wondering where all the blood came from?
Ever had to kill a sht drunk rooky narc trying to build street creds in relation to how you woke up with all that blood?
Ever sat in jail waiting to slam dunk self defense all over the prosecutors face at a murder trial?
Ever banged the daughter of the diplomat to the country where you later married your wife?
Ever crossed the country on a motorcycle?
Ever moved to a different state with just a motorcycle and a hammock?
Ever talked to some theist backwash that thought a 9/11 planning interrogation was special to you for something?
Ever met valarie plame twice?
Ever shot a guy in the eye with his own gun while he dragged you along to a drug deal not knowing your politics about the drugs he was trying to deal and who had the brilliant idea to threaten to torture you with a thought in your head that might have happened recently?
Ever met two very friendly blackmen with a dead body in their trunk who really wanted some strange gun you suddenly found in your hand?
Ever had much more to say but no real reason to?
Last edited by ]2epo]v[an; 05-08-2021 at 01:17 AM.
Ever fell off a log and landed on a kill count that looked like a small nations treasury?
Last edited by ]2epo]v[an; 05-08-2021 at 01:20 AM.
Ever rolled 20 on 20d20?
Doc Dutch (05-08-2021)
Dont think im worried about talking about any of that sht either. For most of it a large number of politicians i really dont like and a handful of brass would have a hard time explaining where i was and why wasnt i in my bunk in germany.
Ever seen a guy jump out of a helicopter without a cheut?
"Hatred is a failure of imagination" - Graham Greene, "The Power and the Glory"
No, he jumped in exchange for me signing a declaration of war that landed his family company a huge weapons development contract. That and he didnt want to go through electroshock security clearance protocols.
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