Originally Posted by
ThatOwlWoman
Sounds good to me! May I begin?
Remember that time someone on JPP dared him to go lick a fire hydrant in January, and he got his tongue stuck, and didn't post for a week? Good times, good times.
Actually that never happened. Thankfully for what's left of our sanity, he DOES tend to disappear at times. Hopefully any day now.
Stick with the facts, Owl.
It wasn't the fire hydrant that he licked.
It was the canine organ squirting the fire hydrant.
Fido, who was content to just be friends, had to growl at the confused Lesion.
Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel. Samuel Johnson, 1775
Religion....is the opiate of the people. Karl Marx, 1848
Freedom's just another word for nothin' left to lose. Kris Kristofferson, 1969
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