God Created Bananas. Prove Me Wrong.

[AProudLefty]

[Hawkeye10]

I appreciate your efforts to come up with a new Schtick.

[AProudLefty]

I appreciate your efforts to come up with a new Schtick.

Anything to add?

[Matt Dillon]

[AProudLefty]

Exactly!!!

[Matt Dillon]

Exactly!!!

Those dudes probably are oblivious.

[]2epo]v[an]

If god created bannanas then why would there be plantain saba etc as well? You'd think a god would be able to get it right the first time, no?

Wouldnt the most intelligent way to make something be to make something that could make itself?

[]2epo]v[an]

Looks like a cock sucking class. Catholics are so disgusting.

[]2epo]v[an]

The banana tree very obviously made the banana.... who made the banana tree? A slightly different banana tree.

[]2epo]v[an]

When you can finaly give a banana tree the credit it deserves, maybe then you could figure out how to give a god the credit a god might deserve. Until then, vids like this are just roman alterboys proliferating arrogance to sell books made from dead banana trees.

And how far can you trust people like that, i should ask.

[NiftyNiblick]

Or, Lefty, we could just let you believe that God created bananas and not worry about it.

Did he do it after aardvarks but before chrysanthemums?

Did he do it along with other fruit?

Or was it totally random?

To make a story convincing, let's add a little detail.
Damn, I wanted to not worry about it, and instead, you got me into it.
Troublemaker.

[AProudLefty]

The banana tree very obviously made the banana.... who made the banana tree? A slightly different banana tree.

Actually the irony is that creator did create the bananas, but it isn't what they thought. It was humans who developed the bananas we eat today. Wild bananas are not eatable.

[AProudLefty]

Or, Lefty, we could just let you believe that God created bananas and not worry about it.

Did he do it after aardvarks but before chrysanthemums?

Did he do it along with other fruit?

Or was it totally random?

To make a story convincing, let's add a little detail.
Damn, I wanted to not worry about it, and instead, you got me into it.
Troublemaker.

Actually it was Santa Claus who gave us the gift of bananas.

[evince]

He said bananas are chewy?


It’s wild how these people know nothing about science


A plant that doesn’t have the ability to fit into it’s environment and propagate dies out


Apes carry them to eat later

Increasing the area propagated by bananas until the weather and soil make it impossible for more bananas to grow there


Why are they soooo fact resistant?


Religion seems to want to stop propagating religion


They keep up hating on science the weather conditions and soil won’t support it anymore


Humans won’t carry it around to eat later either

[evince]

Actually the irony is that creator did create the bananas, but it isn't what they thought. It was humans who developed the bananas we eat today. Wild bananas are not eatable.

Well they are editable but are not what people are now used to

Smaller fatter and filled with hard seeds


There are pink bananas, stripped bananas, orange pulped bananas and ones that when you cook them they taste like strawberries


Too many religions just don’t like science because they feel like science destroys their points


They need to face that if learned facts increasingly destroy their myths of the world then their religion needs to toss their myths and just promote the spiritual value their religion has to offer mankind



EVOLVE DAMMMIT