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    My friend was murdered by someone with a knife long time ago. The knife went his left armpit all the way to the heart.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AProudLefty View Post
    Judo and Tae Kwon Do were my main training.
    Mainly Tae Kwon Do for me. A year of Hapkido too.
    God bless America and those who defend our Constitution.

    "Hatred is a failure of imagination" - Graham Greene, "The Power and the Glory"

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    I could have taken him thrown outside of the ring, hands down. It is all about leverage. Watch what the last guy did. Not what I would do but he used a different kind of leverage.


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    Quote Originally Posted by AProudLefty View Post
    Nope it doesn't. Rule 6 states that you need permission to advertise your products.
    Yeah. What part of that did you not understand? You are pimping your Youtube channel. Maybe you should stop pointing out the rules to others and maybe start paying attention yourself.

    If Damo is cool with it then fine but until he is you're a little bitch.
    Don't be afraid to see what you see

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    Quote Originally Posted by Guille View Post
    Yeah. What part of that did you not understand? You are pimping your Youtube channel. Maybe you should stop pointing out the rules to others and maybe start paying attention yourself.

    If Damo is cool with it then fine but until he is you're a little bitch.
    Heh. You're silly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AProudLefty View Post
    Heh. You're silly.
    You used JPP to pimp your Youtube channel...which I'm sure will be successful btw, lol.

    If you're going to break the rules then maybe you should stop lecturing everyone else about the rules. Jus sayn.
    Don't be afraid to see what you see

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    Quote Originally Posted by Guille View Post
    You used JPP to pimp your Youtube channel...which I'm sure will be successful btw, lol.

    If you're going to break the rules then maybe you should stop lecturing everyone else about the rules. Jus sayn.
    How the fuck will I be successful where there's only like 10 posters here on JPP? I don't even have AdSense on!

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    Default Keeping it real.

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    In a lame cliff notes explanation.

    CONVENTIONAL
    Your left jab (1) right cross (2) left hook (3)
    Years passed and you converted.
    CONVENTIONAL
    (1)-(3)-(5)
    SOUTHPAW WITH OPPONENT CONVENTIONAL BECOMES
    (2)-(4)-(6)
    SOUTHPAW WITH OPPONENT CONVERTED SOUTHPAW BECOMES
    CONVENTIONAL NOW IS
    (2)-(4)-(6)
    SOUTHPAW NOW IS (1)-(3)-(5)

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    Provided that you're there. You have to be there just as much mentally as you do physically. FOCUSED!
    The cat from yesterday showed signs of fatigue from footwork and quite a bit of herky jerky.
    He's not conserving energy. That comes from nerves. The gym will break you of that.
    It comes from home, work, friends. Who knows, what ever.
    In the beginning he shows a lot higher level than the end. This is proof that he's in a position where he can get hurt.
    Your coach notices the opponent hurt and yells. SQUARED OFF! You come out of your stance and put his lights out.

    The sweet science.

    In the amateurs you're not allowed to talk to the fighters in the ring. The stands, clap on, clap off, the clapper.

    This is a very lame explanation.
    The less you know. The better off you are.


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    How to escape a chokehold.


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    Those fighting styles will never win you a real street fight where actual punches are being thrown

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tinkerpeach View Post
    Those fighting styles will never win you a real street fight where actual punches are being thrown
    Most fights are over in a few seconds, one way or another. How many street fights have you been in, Tink? Or was it just fighting with your ex?
    God bless America and those who defend our Constitution.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AProudLefty View Post
    I told my friend who was fatter than me that I could throw him over. He was like uh huh try it.

    So I did it. He was shocked. How? LEVERAGE, in this case HIPS.

    The leverages? Your legs, hips and HIS hips. Lift him up with your legs at his hips and you can easily throw him over.

    Oh yea. Judo is one of the few Asian martial arts, besides Muay Thai, that are actually relevant in the real world. I can remember when I was a high school wrestler and a guy who had been taking Taekwondo lessons for several years and thought he was a bad ass challenged me to roll with him. Every time he tried to set up a kick I’d shoot on him, take him down and put him in a submission hold. I have never been impressed with Taekwondo, Kung Fu, Aikido and other martial arts as they are very ineffective in a real world fight. But Judo/Jujitsu and Muay Thai are bonifide bad ass techniques.
    You're Never Alone With A Schizophrenic!

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