All meals should be eaten out.
Eating at home makes you a scab in the eyes of the culinary industry.
There are professionals in the field of preparing and serving food, and it's our patriotic duty to support them.
Only certified chefs and cooks should be licensed to have knives, and then only after intense training.
Food should be served already cut up.
We would only need spoons and chop sticks, no dangerous knives or even dangerous forks.
The Chinese make us look stupid in this regard. They were doing this before the Euros even arrived in America.
This is only common sense.
Girls wouldn't be attacking each other with knives if we simply used such common sense.
Show me where in the Constitution are we guaranteed the right to wield cutlery. You can't.
Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel. Samuel Johnson, 1775
Religion....is the opiate of the people. Karl Marx, 1848
Freedom's just another word for nothin' left to lose. Kris Kristofferson, 1969
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