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    Default All meals should be eaten out.

    Eating at home makes you a scab in the eyes of the culinary industry.

    There are professionals in the field of preparing and serving food, and it's our patriotic duty to support them.

    Only certified chefs and cooks should be licensed to have knives, and then only after intense training.

    Food should be served already cut up.
    We would only need spoons and chop sticks, no dangerous knives or even dangerous forks.
    The Chinese make us look stupid in this regard. They were doing this before the Euros even arrived in America.

    This is only common sense.
    Girls wouldn't be attacking each other with knives if we simply used such common sense.

    Show me where in the Constitution are we guaranteed the right to wield cutlery. You can't.
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    I see someone didn't want 4/20 to end.



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    Reminds me that the Brits have at a couple of points tried out outlaw points at the end of knives, and to otherwise regulate knives.
    This illegal illegitimate regime that runs America is at fault...not me.... they do not represent me and I have long objected to their crimes against humanity.

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    Looking for free meals now?

    You're uneducated about the Constitution.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NiftyNiblick View Post
    Eating at home makes you a scab in the eyes of the culinary industry.

    There are professionals in the field of preparing and serving food, and it's our patriotic duty to support them.

    Only certified chefs and cooks should be licensed to have knives, and then only after intense training.

    Food should be served already cut up.
    We would only need spoons and chop sticks, no dangerous knives or even dangerous forks.
    The Chinese make us look stupid in this regard. They were doing this before the Euros even arrived in America.

    This is only common sense.
    Girls wouldn't be attacking each other with knives if we simply used such common sense.

    Show me where in the Constitution are we guaranteed the right to wield cutlery. You can't.
    nice pro-corporate agenda.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawkeye10 View Post
    Reminds me that the Brits have at a couple of points tried out outlaw points at the end of knives, and to otherwise regulate knives.


    But you can go to a home improvement store and buy one of these in Britain no questions asked.



    (blade length is about 8")

    That's because it's a saw not a "knife."

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    I think the OP is paying homage to his local meals on wheels program.

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