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    Default "God lied to me!" says brazilian pastor who predicted end of the world in march

    A brazilian pastor predicted an apocalipse in the 31st of March, 2021 (12021 H.E.)

    He told in facebook as well as his twitter that, anyone outside their house in midnight of the 31st, would be dead, and everyone exiting home in April would find a ton of corpses laying in the streets.

    Meteor? Hurricane? Devil's work?

    YES. ALL OF THEM. DOESN'T MATTER!

    People stocked supplies. (The only reason my family didn't is because we already had stocked for the apocalipse of 2030!), closed stores, and refused to go to their jobs.

    "Well, how you're going to work then?"

    "I'll jump the bodies until i get there!"

    Said a christian who didn't believe in what the pastor said.

    31st of March comes, and the entire day i'm saying to my family "have you seen any apocalipse yet?"

    At midnight, it made me happier than ever that i proved my family wrong once again!

    April Fools day passes, and then, a responce from him:

    God lied to me!
    Why Biden? Because Fuck You that's why. Barack Obama has a Grammy, an Emmy, a Nobel Prize, 2 terms as President and a Twitter account.

    Donald Trump has 2 impeachments.

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    I wonder what drugs this pastor is on???????????????
    Lock Him Up

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    silly claim......I distinctly remember God saying no one will know the day of his return.......obviously if this guy heard voices saying otherwise, it was someone else's voice......
    Isaiah 6:5
    “Woe to me!” I cried. “I am ruined! For I am a man of unclean lips, and I live among a people of unclean lips, and my eyes have seen the King, the Lord Almighty.”

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