Jack and Trumpet were smoking when it started to rain...
Jack takes out a condom, cuts off the end and slides it over his cigarette and continues smoking.
Trumpet notices that it is keeping Jacks's cigarette dry and asks "where'd you get that?"
"From the Pharmacy" replied Jack.
So Trumpet heads down to the pharmacy and asks for a pack of condoms.
"What size do you need" asked the woman behind the counter.
Trumpet replied - "Do you have any large enough to fit a Camel"
Last edited by cancel2 2022; 05-08-2021 at 11:09 PM.
PostmodernProphet (05-08-2021)
Hawkeye10 (05-08-2021)
Isaiah 6:5
“Woe to me!” I cried. “I am ruined! For I am a man of unclean lips, and I live among a people of unclean lips, and my eyes have seen the King, the Lord Almighty.”
cancel2 2022 (05-08-2021)
Yea, I'm sure they're listening in to every call from a coffee shop in Amsterdam...
Minister of Truth (05-09-2021)
“If we have to have a choice between being dead and pitied, and being alive with a bad image, we’d rather be alive and have the bad image.”
— Golda Meir
Zionism is the movement for the self-determination and statehood for the Jewish people in their ancestral homeland, the land of Israel.
ברוך השם
Chinese giant Huawei able to eavesdrop on any call on Dutch network
That's terrible ! They'll get privileged information on early tulip prices and contraceptive devices !
Haw, haw...............................haw.
" First they came for the journalists...
We don't know what happened after that . "
Maria Ressa.
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