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    Quote Originally Posted by Matt Dillon View Post
    Try to snatch her purse if think you have balls.
    Again...smash that face into the shelving, and take her gun and wallet. Pretty simple.
    Once in a while you get shown the light, in the strangest of places if you look at it right.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Althea View Post
    I don't know what that means. I've already told you twice that Althea is my cat. Stop jerking off with your guns and pay attention
    i don't jerk off with my guns................but i do want to know why you think gun owners have small penises
    A sad commentary on we, as a people, and our viewpoint of our freedom can be summed up like this. We have liberals and conservatives, Democrats and Republicans, yet those very people look at Constitutionalists as radical and extreme.................so those liberals and conservatives, Democrats and Republicans must believe that the constitution is radical and extreme.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SmarterthanYou View Post
    i don't jerk off with my guns................but i do want to know why you think gun owners have small penises
    It's hard to tell from a distance, but the picture in the OP looks like a woman with penis envy.

    That would mean that she has no penis.
    Once in a while you get shown the light, in the strangest of places if you look at it right.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Althea View Post
    It's hard to tell from a distance, but the picture in the OP looks like a woman with penis envy.

    That would mean that she has no penis.
    that's not really answering the question...............do you believe that having a small penis is a requirement to be a law enforcement officer?
    A sad commentary on we, as a people, and our viewpoint of our freedom can be summed up like this. We have liberals and conservatives, Democrats and Republicans, yet those very people look at Constitutionalists as radical and extreme.................so those liberals and conservatives, Democrats and Republicans must believe that the constitution is radical and extreme.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Althea View Post
    Again...smash that face into the shelving, and take her gun and wallet. Pretty simple.



    lol everyone has a plan until the shit hits the fan.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Althea View Post
    It's hard to tell from a distance, but the picture in the OP looks like a woman with penis envy.

    That would mean that she has no penis.



    I always chuckle watching lefties start talking and swooning for peen whenever they see a gun.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Money Dolla View Post
    I always chuckle watching lefties start talking and swooning for peen whenever they see a gun.
    yes they do dont they

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    Quote Originally Posted by Althea View Post
    Again...smash that face into the shelving, and take her gun and wallet. Pretty simple.
    so your premise is that all women are too weak to defend themselves, so they certainly shouldn't be allowed any sort of tool to help in that defense.........they should remain defenseless and subject to the whims of any man.

    got it
    A sad commentary on we, as a people, and our viewpoint of our freedom can be summed up like this. We have liberals and conservatives, Democrats and Republicans, yet those very people look at Constitutionalists as radical and extreme.................so those liberals and conservatives, Democrats and Republicans must believe that the constitution is radical and extreme.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Althea View Post
    LOL. People like her are a menace to society. Within 15 seconds, anyone could take that gun from her and go on a shooting rampage.
    really you should try it,it would be a good educational experience for you and a way to back up your claim , go for it do it do ti now you know you want to , but sadly your scared and know you would probably get shot

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bulletbob View Post
    really you should try it,it would be a good educational experience for you and a way to back up your claim , go for it do it do ti now you know you want to , but sadly your scared and know you would probably get shot
    I've already stated exactly how to do it without so much as a struggle. Just as I could do to you if you were prancing about in public like a fairy with a gun
    Once in a while you get shown the light, in the strangest of places if you look at it right.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SmarterthanYou View Post
    so your premise is that all women are too weak to defend themselves, so they certainly shouldn't be allowed any sort of tool to help in that defense.........they should remain defenseless and subject to the whims of any man.

    got it
    Foolish child. I'm addressing the idiot in the OP. However, as I just taught BBob, I can take a gun from anyone I happen to come across in public, if they're stupid enough to be wearing it in plain view.

    The element of surprise is the strongest defense.

    I have no need to do so, but I do laugh at fools who open themselves up to problems.
    Once in a while you get shown the light, in the strangest of places if you look at it right.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Althea View Post
    Foolish child. I'm addressing the idiot in the OP. However, as I just taught BBob, I can take a gun from anyone I happen to come across in public, if they're stupid enough to be wearing it in plain view.
    I can guarantee you that you'd never be able to take my gun from me while i'm wearing it in plain view

    Quote Originally Posted by Althea View Post
    The element of surprise is the strongest defense.
    situational awareness makes it even, every time

    Quote Originally Posted by Althea View Post
    I have no need to do so, but I do laugh at fools who open themselves up to problems.
    so you often laugh at law enforcement for wearing their visible guns in public????
    A sad commentary on we, as a people, and our viewpoint of our freedom can be summed up like this. We have liberals and conservatives, Democrats and Republicans, yet those very people look at Constitutionalists as radical and extreme.................so those liberals and conservatives, Democrats and Republicans must believe that the constitution is radical and extreme.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SmarterthanYou View Post
    I can guarantee you that you'd never be able to take my gun from me while i'm wearing it in plain view
    And you would be wrong. I guess we'll never know.


    situational awareness makes it even, every time
    Correct. I've got mad skills.


    so you often laugh at law enforcement for wearing their visible guns in public????
    I accept your admission of defeat
    Once in a while you get shown the light, in the strangest of places if you look at it right.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Althea View Post
    I've already stated exactly how to do it without so much as a struggle. Just as I could do to you if you were prancing about in public like a fairy with a gun
    well good luck your free to try any time you want . I will 8nload it and place it in my holster and you take it away from me. go to Campbells motel cocoa fl pm me on what date you will meet me and be willing to bet 2000.00 dollars you cant do it, lets make that 5000.00 just to make it interesting

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