Maybe the right wing guys wont be so angry... https://christianlovetoys.com/?gclid...BoCPw8QAvD_BwE
Why Biden? Because Fuck You that's why. Barack Obama has a Grammy, an Emmy, a Nobel Prize, 2 terms as President and a Twitter account.
Donald Trump has 2 impeachments.
Bulletbob (04-19-2021), ExpressLane (04-18-2021)
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Fascinating. I thought Christians just had sex to make new Christians*? You mean it's also for pleasure????????????
* Unless of course they are RepubliQan Xtians in which case they have sex for pleasure, money, to get ahead, to get even, and they have it with males, females, fire hydrants, sheep, and various vegetables.
Oh, and corn dogs.
"Conservatism is the blind and fear-filled worship of dead radicals." -- Mark Twain
AProudLefty (04-17-2021), Guno צְבִי (04-17-2021), Nomad (04-17-2021), signalmankenneth (04-18-2021)
Jacking off for Jesus?????
Oh wait, that's what the Xtian right has always done anyway.
C'MON MAN!!!!
AProudLefty (04-17-2021), signalmankenneth (04-18-2021), ThatOwlWoman (04-17-2021)
Only people with sexual inadequacies would be angry.
Look, they even carry "the Trumpster" penis extender: https://christianlovetoys.com/produc...tension-flesh/
"Hatred is a failure of imagination" - Graham Greene, "The Power and the Glory"
AProudLefty (04-17-2021), signalmankenneth (04-18-2021), ThatOwlWoman (04-17-2021)
Republican Congressman Ken Buck:
“We’re at a time in American politics, that I am not going to lie on behalf of my presidential candidate, on behalf of my party. And I’m very sad that others in my party have taken the position that, as long as we get the White House, it doesn’t really matter what we say,”
Jack (04-17-2021)
That's not all Christians. Just the fucking Evangelicals and Baptists.
Jokes: Why do Baptists always have sex laying down? Sex standing up is too much like dancing.
What's the difference between a Baptist and a Methodist? The Methodist will say hello to you in the liquor store.
"Hatred is a failure of imagination" - Graham Greene, "The Power and the Glory"
ThatOwlWoman (04-17-2021)
Katzgar always takes them with him when he goes looking for rough trade in Belize.
https://www.travellerspoint.com/forum.cfm?thread=109008
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Last edited by cancel2 2022; 04-17-2021 at 09:30 AM.
Callinectes (04-18-2021)
they sell Karen Pence blow up dolls
King Rama X loves the "Evolved Kong Rechargeable Anal Plug – Black".....and he can afford to buy a few of them thanks to ripping off Thai citizens of their money.
https://christianlovetoys.com/produc...al-plug-black/
"Hatred is a failure of imagination" - Graham Greene, "The Power and the Glory"
Guno צְבִי (04-17-2021)
Healthy young people ARE sex toys. It's not something an older person forgets, at least prior to dementia.
Superfluous accoutrements are primarily for fading souls desperately trying to maintain a modicum of libidinousness.
Or maybe for Mike Pence types right from the beginning.
Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel. Samuel Johnson, 1775
Religion....is the opiate of the people. Karl Marx, 1848
Freedom's just another word for nothin' left to lose. Kris Kristofferson, 1969
ThatOwlWoman (04-17-2021)
and large posters of Jesus in spandex to hang over that sacred marital bed
evince (04-17-2021), ThatOwlWoman (04-17-2021)
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