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    Quote Originally Posted by NiftyNiblick View Post
    Healthy young people ARE sex toys. It's not something an older person forgets, at least prior to dementia.
    Actually there are a few things that we hang on to almost to the end and even if we have dementia -- the love of sweets, music/rhythm, and our sexuality. Elder men in memory care units are wont to try to steal a smooch, pinch a boob, or grab a bottom. Gods love 'em.

    Superfluous accoutrements are primarily for fading souls desperately trying to maintain a modicum of libidinousness.

    Or maybe for Mike Pence types right from the beginning.
    You got to wonder (for about 5 nanoseconds) about the sex life of a man who calls his wife "Mother." Yuck.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dutch Uncle View Post
    King Rama X loves the "Evolved Kong Rechargeable Anal Plug – Black".....and he can afford to buy a few of them thanks to ripping off Thai citizens of their money.
    His main #RamaXBoyFan, Tommy Primadonna, enjoys that too. I heard he tried that string of pearls trick but the string broke.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ThatOwlWoman View Post
    Actually there are a few things that we hang on to almost to the end and even if we have dementia -- the love of sweets, music/rhythm, and our sexuality. Elder men in memory care units are wont to try to steal a smooch, pinch a boob, or grab a bottom. Gods love 'em.

    You got to wonder (for about 5 nanoseconds) about the sex life of a man who calls his wife "Mother." Yuck.
    I saw a video of a former ballerina who was suffering with Alzheimer's. She was wheelchair-bound but could still recreate her hand movements from Swan Lake when the music was played.
    “What greater gift than the love of a cat.”
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    Quote Originally Posted by christiefan915 View Post
    I saw a video of a former ballerina who was suffering with Alzheimer's. She was wheelchair-bound but could still recreate her hand movements from Swan Lake when the music was played.
    Ah how lovely and bittersweet. "My" dementia residents loved music from their youth, as well as Christmas songs. It was a locked unit. It pissed me off that when various churches would have carolers come at Christmas time, no one outside of the unit thought to invite them in for our folks. I saw them out there one day and shanghaied them. It was almost supper time so everyone was up and awake. Oh how they loved that! Even the nonverbal folks would rock or clap their hands in time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by katzgar View Post
    Maybe the right wing guys wont be so angry... https://christianlovetoys.com/?gclid...BoCPw8QAvD_BwE


    Churches making money off toys used by prostitutes and sex addicts


    Organized religion is just getting more and more evil

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    Quote Originally Posted by NiftyNiblick View Post
    Healthy young people ARE sex toys. It's not something an older person forgets, at least prior to dementia.

    Superfluous accoutrements are primarily for fading souls desperately trying to maintain a modicum of libidinousness.

    Or maybe for Mike Pence types right from the beginning.
    Yeah

    I never understood the need

    We came equipped already

    What’s the point

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThatOwlWoman View Post
    So jealous that he had to show her how it's properly done.

    I dunno.... looks like he's showing her how to bite the end off of it....

    https://i.postimg.cc/PqVCnGks/gojoe1.jpg
    C'MON MAN!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nomad View Post
    I dunno.... looks like he's showing her how to bite the end off of it....

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    America's future is bright, not white

    And it's not surprising then they get bitter, they cling to guns or religion or antipathy toward people who aren't like them or anti-immigrant sentiment


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    Quote Originally Posted by evince View Post
    Churches making money off toys used by prostitutes and sex addicts

    Organized religion is just getting more and more evil
    Why do you have a problem with sex and/or sex toys?
    Stripping Americans of their rights, regardless if inalienable or unenumerated, is against American ideals

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    Quote Originally Posted by katzgar View Post
    Maybe the right wing guys wont be so angry... https://christianlovetoys.com/?gclid...BoCPw8QAvD_BwE
    IT'S NOT RIGHT WING GUYS CONTINUING TO RIOT IN THE DEMCORAT SHIT HOLES...IS IT?
    TRUMP WILL TAKE FORTY STATES...UNLESS THE SAME IDIOTS WHO BROUGHT US THE 2020 DUNCE-O-CRAT IOWA CLUSTERFUCK CONTINUE THEIR SEDITIOUS ACTIVITIES...THEN HE WILL WIN EVEN MORE ..UNLESS THE RED CHINESE AND DNC COLLUDE, USE A PANDEMIC, AND THEN THE DEMOCRATS VIOLATE ARTICLE II OF THE CONSTITUTION, TO FACILLITATE MILLIONS OF ILLEGAL, UNVETTED, MAIL IN BALLOTS IN THE DARK OF NIGHT..


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    you people are such sad little bigots.......
    Isaiah 6:5
    “Woe to me!” I cried. “I am ruined! For I am a man of unclean lips, and I live among a people of unclean lips, and my eyes have seen the King, the Lord Almighty.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dutch Uncle View Post
    Why do you have a problem with sex and/or sex toys?
    Superfluous items

    When you have a dick why do you need a 12 inch black cherry flavored one

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    Quote Originally Posted by PostmodernProphet View Post
    you people are such sad little bigots.......
    You need to have your Siberian programmer recheck the Russian translation on that word


    Or is he on borsht break?

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