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    Maybe the right wing guys wont be so angry... https://christianlovetoys.com/?gclid...BoCPw8QAvD_BwE
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    Quote Originally Posted by katzgar View Post
    Maybe the right wing guys wont be so angry... https://christianlovetoys.com/?gclid...BoCPw8QAvD_BwE
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    Once YOU get YOUR order ... YOU won't be so angry either

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    --->"NO nudity or pornography.
    NO images that degrade women, men, or marriage.
    We care MORE about honoring Jesus & your marriage than your $$$."



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    Quote Originally Posted by katzgar View Post
    Maybe the right wing guys wont be so angry... https://christianlovetoys.com/?gclid...BoCPw8QAvD_BwE
    Fascinating. I thought Christians just had sex to make new Christians*? You mean it's also for pleasure????????????

    * Unless of course they are RepubliQan Xtians in which case they have sex for pleasure, money, to get ahead, to get even, and they have it with males, females, fire hydrants, sheep, and various vegetables.

    Oh, and corn dogs.

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    Jacking off for Jesus?????

    Oh wait, that's what the Xtian right has always done anyway.


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    C'MON MAN!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThatOwlWoman View Post
    Fascinating. I thought Christians just had sex to make new Christians*? You mean it's also for pleasure????????????

    * Unless of course they are RepubliQan Xtians in which case they have sex for pleasure, money, to get ahead, to get even, and they have it with males, females, fire hydrants, sheep, and various vegetables.

    Oh, and corn dogs.

    Yes, the repugnants do love their phallic looking food, don't they?



    Bet her husband saw that and got jealous....

    "She never does that for me!!!!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by katzgar View Post
    Maybe the right wing guys wont be so angry... https://christianlovetoys.com/?gclid...BoCPw8QAvD_BwE
    Only people with sexual inadequacies would be angry.

    Look, they even carry "the Trumpster" penis extender: https://christianlovetoys.com/produc...tension-flesh/

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack View Post
    --->"NO nudity or pornography.
    NO images that degrade women, men, or marriage.
    We care MORE about honoring Jesus & your marriage than your $$$."
    Too bad it doesn't say NO little boys?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ThatOwlWoman View Post
    Fascinating. I thought Christians just had sex to make new Christians*? You mean it's also for pleasure????????????

    * Unless of course they are RepubliQan Xtians in which case they have sex for pleasure, money, to get ahead, to get even, and they have it with males, females, fire hydrants, sheep, and various vegetables.

    Oh, and corn dogs.

    That's not all Christians. Just the fucking Evangelicals and Baptists.


    Jokes: Why do Baptists always have sex laying down? Sex standing up is too much like dancing.

    What's the difference between a Baptist and a Methodist? The Methodist will say hello to you in the liquor store.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grumpy View Post
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    Once YOU get YOUR order ... YOU won't be so angry either
    Katzgar always takes them with him when he goes looking for rough trade in Belize.

    https://www.travellerspoint.com/forum.cfm?thread=109008

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    they sell Karen Pence blow up dolls

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    Quote Originally Posted by Primavera View Post
    Katzgar always takes them with him when he goes looking for rough trade in Belize.
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    King Rama X loves the "Evolved Kong Rechargeable Anal Plug – Black".....and he can afford to buy a few of them thanks to ripping off Thai citizens of their money.

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    Healthy young people ARE sex toys. It's not something an older person forgets, at least prior to dementia.

    Superfluous accoutrements are primarily for fading souls desperately trying to maintain a modicum of libidinousness.

    Or maybe for Mike Pence types right from the beginning.
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    and large posters of Jesus in spandex to hang over that sacred marital bed

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nomad View Post
    Yes, the repugnants do love their phallic looking food, don't they?



    Bet her husband saw that and got jealous....

    "She never does that for me!!!!"
    So jealous that he had to show her how it's properly done.

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