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    Quote Originally Posted by guno View Post
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    annual meeting of the Tallahassee County DNC......
    Isaiah 6:5
    “Woe to me!” I cried. “I am ruined! For I am a man of unclean lips, and I live among a people of unclean lips, and my eyes have seen the King, the Lord Almighty.”

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    Todays event has now been announced sports fans .
    It will be the ever popular temptation do not touch event and as amazing as it sounds Jeffrey Epstein has come back from the dead to be the official! judge for this event !!!
    Amazing I know.
    Some claim it was made possible by reverend al Sharptons deep religious faith others say That blow hole joe made it possible with a secret executive order and still others claim he faked his death in prison and actually escaped and has been living with Bill Clinton as a house guest all this time !!
    We may never know the answer .

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    What event are you participating in?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Concart View Post
    What event are you participating in?
    I am press coverage of the event cnn need some on to cover the event . I hope you enjoy the coverage of your heros .

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    this may be the toughest event yet for or liberal heroes, here is how it works.

    Each contestant will be placed in front of 2 or more things that they are known for having a weakness for and they must not touch them . there are of course time limits.
    And they are hooked up to a stress meter to judge how much will they have compared to the amount of stress the item is generating in the body.

    The event has been delayed due to several federal agency's and Interpol and children protecting groups showing up to monitor this event .

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    Aren't "DEMOCRAT" and "moron" synonyms?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Legion View Post
    Aren't "DEMOCRAT" and "moron" synonyms?
    yes they are

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    What we have here is an excellent example of delusions of grandeur.

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    well the temptation even was a brutal event and a true winner has yet to be picked , due to a serious issue with the judge.

    but lets recap some of the more interesting moments .

    Poor al sharpton didn't fair to well his challenge was was difficult there was a 100.00 bill on one table and a stack of ones on another , at first he lost control and headed for the stack of one almost touching them and then he decided to go after both , he just couldnt make up his mind.

    hunter biden had to choose between a pile of crack rocks a pile of money and a underage Chinese chick , his stress monitor was red lining and finally he gave in to the crack , sadly for hunter he didnt have a glass dick to smoke the crack out of and no matches, he collapsed in a pile crying for his daddy to help him .

    Next came mad maxi , she still had her dark sunglasses on and cotton candy wig, her challenge consisted of 2 tables one had a envelope on it with the words cash bribe on it and the other table had a bucket of fried chicken and water Mellon , at first she was really tempted by the water melon and fried chicken and headed for that table , but from stands camp a spectator by the name of guano screaming you dumb bitch take the bribe and you can buy all the fried chicken and water melon you want, she stalled and looked confused and started to change directions and sadly her stress monitor indicated she was about to have a heart attack and the event was stopped until she could receive medical treatment , at the same time a from from the stands named guano screamed I cant stand it any longer and made a mad dash for the tables , he dived at the last moment trying to avoid the guards and landed on the table with the fried chicken , were still unsure which table he was going for as he had to be baker acted for 72 hours for observation .

    Anthony wiener was up next and he has a serious challenge there was a cel phone on one table and a life sized cut out of Anthony naked on another .
    he just couldn't make up his mind and exceeded the time limit.

    next up was bill Cosby who had a lot of difficulty with the event , one table has a cup of pudding that smelled like a super model another table had a young actress and another table has a bottle of knock out drops on it. sadly the old blind pervert could see what he was doing and kept falling on the ground and tried to hump a a rabbit hole he found when he fell. he was carried off the field crying frustrated and begging for someone to end it all for him .

    next up was joey Biden and this is where the issue with the judge occurred causing the competition to be canceled for the day.
    one one table was a young boy and on another was a young underage female. joey had prepared him self well he had on a straight jacket and horse blinders and his staff had chained him to the ground with a dog collar around his neck, sadly for Joe he could still smell them and was chocking himself with the dog chain lunging at the tables trying to get to them like a wild beast, foaming at the mouth and mumbling . his stress monitor was red lining and the referee was about to stop the event so joe could be sedated and get medical care when all of a sudden out of the judge booth can Jeffery Epstein running like a demon screaming let me at them get out of the way old man . several members of Interpol blocked his patch and beat him about the head and shoulders with night sticks and used stun guns on his groin several times until the wood went away. The event had to be stopped for the day so Jeff could be returned to the dead status and also so joey Biden could receive a sedative and medical attention due to the fat he was now on the ground crying begging to be allowed to be let go and the fact that jeff had made a mad jump and kicked Joe in the head thankfully joe has had so many head injury's it has little effect on his already diminished mind but it did open up a 12 inch laceration on joeys skull and a severe fracture . but don't worry liberal his mind is still just as it was when he didn't know where he was or know the difference between his wife and sister, hes still the same man you voted for.

    But sadly the entire event was canceled for the day due to the loss of a valued judge and so many participants needing medical attention.
    there will be a announcement about tomorrows events when the referees decide how to proceed with so many people injured and jailed

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    Quote Originally Posted by AProudLefty View Post
    What we have here is an excellent example of delusions of grandeur.
    what we have here is a amusing story that sadly flirts with the truth in a humors way.
    It would not annoy you if it was not so close to the truth .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bulletbob View Post
    what we have here is a amusing story that sadly flirts with the truth in a humors way.
    It would not annoy you if it was not so close to the truth .
    Funny since the closer you guys get to the truth, the more unhinged you guys get.

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    the event for tomorrow has now been announced,it will be the dreaded moron obstacle course .
    The dream team of democrat morons are all expected to have issues with this even , its a multi stage event where you must overcome physical and political obstacles.

    from a foot race to stairways, to hills and the reality meter and truth o meter are just some of the more difficult events to over come .

    no we have a update on today's debacle , the mighty guano is still being held for observation in circles of care and heavily sedated, it is expected he will be turned over to the police and placed in jail until bond can be set.

    Jeffry has been declared dead again and returned to the Clinton estate , joe is in stable condition after pooping a cork and heavenly sedated but is expected to return to the games tomorrow , even with the severe head injury's he has incurred in the games his team said he has never been better and is just as functional as he has ever been claimed the Marionette representing joey

    hunter Biden is in detox and doing well its his 50 th vist to the demo detox center and he is expected to be back on the field tomorrow after reviving his methadone

    Poor bill Cosby is out for the season hes been bouncing around like a pin ball due to his lack of sight and sustained several severe injuries, he also slipped on a pudding pop at lunch time when medics tried to give him a pain pill and a sedative he screamed no no I don't want to wake up with a sore butt hole I know what those pills are for , he then made a mad dash for what he thought was a exit but turned out to be the light from window and did a header into the glass and onto the ground busting his thick head open and he will now not be returning to the games for the duration .

    well those are the most recent updates for you tune in tomorrow for more democrat moron special Olympics sponsored by the DNC and George Soros and Deviants are us the makers of scratch and sniff.

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    reporting on the democrat moron obstacle course will have to be broken down into 2 posts as it was a brutal event.

    It started out with Hillary Clinton she started out on the foot race and turned in a fairly good time, but took a vodka break before the stairway race and ended up passing out as she climbed the steps falling backwards and bouncing from step to step like a rubber ball, as it turns out she was bouncing on her colostomy bag and it burst open on the last step spraying shit all over her self and chunky schumer . chunky was blinded by the sticky goo that sprayed his face and started running around in circles screaming I can see I cant see and did a header into a light pole .

    Both Chuck and Hillary were transported to the hospital after the fire department washed them down with a fire hose to get all the liquid shat off of them. Its estimated she had a good 5 gallons of the putrid yellow baby like shat in it and on them.

    Next came Al Sharpton , Al did well on the foot , the stairs and the hill race . He said he has a lot of experience running from the police in his youth and was still in shape. Sadly for the reverend he could not get by the truth o meter, when asked if he had ever done cocaine , scammed money from black people and was a raciest he answered no to all the questions and failed .

    Anthony the wiener was up next . he also did well on the foot race but sadly developed a Woodie on the stair climb race and got snagged on a a rusty bolt while running up the stairs . It was a terrible sight as he pulled about 80 percent of his organ was removed when he fell.he was also transported to the hospital after several people from the stands came down and took ics with their cell phones saying this is a hell of a lot a better pic then what he sent me.

    Ilhan Omar was up next she , but she did not show. Its reported she was in Minnesota encouraging riots and and assaults on cope and Jews with her 2 husbands.

    next up was Rashida Harbi Tlaib, she also was a no show. Seems with Iran having no money to support terrorist against Israel she was out helping raise money for Palestinian terrorist groups
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bulletbob View Post
    Yes democrats will be entering thier greatest , only problem is they are the only team entering .
    Wouldn't you rather be out playing a game of tag

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    Quote Originally Posted by archives View Post
    Wouldn't you rather be out playing a game of tag


    No Id prefer to be out playing with my guns or hunting or having sex with the little woman .

    edit time I was playing with a gun earlier the laser on my g 43 stopped working , cant go hunting except for pigs and its late and the little woman is working
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