I should have listened to lefties about covid...........

**gfm7175** · 04-08-2021, 10:39 AM

Enlightened lefties and other experts tried to warn me, but I didn't listen... I had to be a stupid Trumptard instead. Thankfully, I have now learned the error of my ways, and have learned that Covid is one DAMN intelligent virus... I have now learned that:

Covid can somehow differentiate between differing events, knowing to stay away from race marches but launch a full out assault on Trump rallies and other conservative gatherings.

It also knows to take a pause during one's lunch break (or in any case where one is eating/drinking/smoking/etc).

It knows to take a pause whenever one has to itch their face, readjust their mask, etc.

It knows that it is supposed to break away from air currents and run into plexiglass barriers rather than riding air currents and going around the barriers.

It knows that it is supposed to stay off of plastic wrapped materials rather than accumulate on those materials as it would on any other surface.

It knows that it is supposed to steer clear of mask wearers (rather than entering through the pores of a mask or through gaps in the mask fitting) yet purposely target "sinners" (people who refuse to wear a mask).

It knows that it is supposed to steer clear of any location that implements lockdowns and limited capacity requirements and only attack locations that remain fully open for business.

It knows that it is only supposed to attack mom and pop shops and other small "non-essential" businesses yet steer clear of any supermarket, corporate chain store, and other large "essential" businesses.

This is indeed one damn intelligent virus, and I should have taken it MUCH more seriously...............