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    Default April Fools day is canceled!

    We have a frail ​President with dementia,

    an ex-call girl for Vice President,

    a transvestite overseeing Health and Human Services,

    a President's son who is a crackhead and human-trafficking pedophile who money-laundered millions from other countries sharing half with his dad, the same crackhead's buddy is now in the Department of Justice,

    a guy who was sleeping with a Red Chinese spy is on our House Homeland Security Committee,

    we are borrowing most of our money from Red China,

    thousands of illegal immigrants are pouring across our southern border for our jobs, healthcare and social security benefits,

    the Democrats are still focusing on destroying a former President who is not even there anymore -- and all this with 50,000 jobs lost in just the past two months,

    and teenage boys can legally shower in teenage girls locker rooms.

    There is nothing any one person planning an April Fool's prank can do to top this.

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    Seems plausible.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lionfish View Post
    We have a frail ​President with dementia,

    an ex-call girl for Vice President,

    a transvestite overseeing Health and Human Services,

    a President's son who is a crackhead and human-trafficking pedophile who money-laundered millions from other countries sharing half with his dad, the same crackhead's buddy is now in the Department of Justice,

    a guy who was sleeping with a Red Chinese spy is on our House Homeland Security Committee,

    we are borrowing most of our money from Red China,

    thousands of illegal immigrants are pouring across our southern border for our jobs, healthcare and social security benefits,

    the Democrats are still focusing on destroying a former President who is not even there anymore -- and all this with 50,000 jobs lost in just the past two months,

    and teenage boys can legally shower in teenage girls locker rooms.

    There is nothing any one person planning an April Fool's prank can do to top this.

    Thanks Peepads and Kneepads
    The Aprils' Fool Day is the far rightists growing any semblance of brain, logic and sense of humor.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lionfish View Post
    We have a frail ​President with dementia,

    an ex-call girl for Vice President,

    a transvestite overseeing Health and Human Services,

    a President's son who is a crackhead and human-trafficking pedophile who money-laundered millions from other countries sharing half with his dad, the same crackhead's buddy is now in the Department of Justice,

    a guy who was sleeping with a Red Chinese spy is on our House Homeland Security Committee,

    we are borrowing most of our money from Red China,

    thousands of illegal immigrants are pouring across our southern border for our jobs, healthcare and social security benefits,

    the Democrats are still focusing on destroying a former President who is not even there anymore -- and all this with 50,000 jobs lost in just the past two months,

    and teenage boys can legally shower in teenage girls locker rooms.

    There is nothing any one person planning an April Fool's prank can do to top this.

    Thanks Peepads and Kneepads
    Well that saves anyone form having to check out what the InfoWars and Brietfart type propaganda sites are running this week, you have it all in one post

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    The Regressive Left is allergic to humor, which is a strong signal that there is something seriously wrong with them.
    This illegal illegitimate regime that runs America is at fault...not me.... they do not represent me and I have long objected to their crimes against humanity.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawkeye10 View Post
    The Regressive Left is allergic to humor, which is a strong signal that there is something seriously wrong with them.
    Like the right is noted for its wit, when was the last time anyone saw a conservative humorist, the best they can offer is George Will upon occasion, and most right of the Collins and Romney don’t consider him a real Republican

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    Quote Originally Posted by archives View Post
    Like the right is noted for its wit, when was the last time anyone saw a conservative humorist, the best they can offer is George Will upon occasion, and most right of the Collins and Romney don’t consider him a real Republican
    As Gad Saad says all the time Satire is the Kryptonite of the Regressive Left.

    That and reason and decency.
    This illegal illegitimate regime that runs America is at fault...not me.... they do not represent me and I have long objected to their crimes against humanity.

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