Texas Removes Mask Mandate To Scare All The Californians Away

[cancel2 2022]

Sounds like an excellent idea to me!

AUSTIN, TX—Governor Greg Abbott of Texas has just lifted the mask mandate and is allowing business to return to 100% capacity. The Governor explains that in these trying times, extreme measures must be taken to stop the spread of Californians into Texas and to scare them off from ever wanting to return.


“The last thing we need is a bunch of sissies from California moving to our beautiful state of Texas and screwing everything up and turning the state blue!” said Governor Abbott during a Lubbock Chamber of Commerce event. “Too many Californians have entered our state. Too many ridiculous liberal ideas have already been proposed. This must end. It’s time to open Texas 100%.”

Governor Abbott continued, “We believe that by removing the mask requirement that all of the Californians will flee in terror, restoring our state to its former glory. As soon as they see the joy and hear the laughter of our citizens returning to normal life, they’ll be sure to pack up and leave at once.”

The Governor has strategically placed “No Masks Required” stickers on all Texas state signs warning all who enter of what lies beyond. He has expressed hope that this will send any namby-pamby who reads it back around to where they came from. “We tried buying and carrying more guns around, but somehow that didn't work. Then we tried driving around in big, lifted, gas-guzzling trucks, but they still kept coming. But now by removing our masks for good Texas can finally start to heal.”

After seeing immediate results by reversing the mask mandate, Governor Abbott has been looking for more ways to scare off the cry-baby cowards. He has now removed all social distancing guidelines and even encouraged citizens to stop washing their hands.

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[CASPER]

"The Babylon Bee is a conservative Christian news satire website that publishes satirical articles on religion, politics, current events, and well-known public figures. It has been referred to in the media as a Christian, evangelical, or conservative version of The Onion"

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"The Babylon Bee is a conservative Christian news satire website that publishes satirical articles on religion, politics, current events, and well-known public figures. It has been referred to in the media as a Christian, evangelical, or conservative version of The Onion"

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Do you want to cancel them, Grasper?

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"The Babylon Bee is a conservative Christian news satire website that publishes satirical articles on religion, politics, current events, and well-known public figures. It has been referred to in the media as a Christian, evangelical, or conservative version of The Onion"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Babylon_Bee

It is also very funny and pisses off po-faced arseholes like Gasper big time! That's a result in my book!

[Nordberg]

So they will kill off the Repubs with Covud. That is not a good plan in the long run.

[cancel2 2022]

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This ought to be satirical comedy but sadly it's true! Hey Gasper, groan me baby, you know you want to, so groan away.

San Francisco Pays $16.1 Million To Shelter 300 Homeless In Tents

https://www.sfchronicle.com/local/ar...e-16001074.php

[Lightbringer]

Do you want to cancel them, Grasper?

He was just pointing out it was satire because, you know, the rest of us didn't understand that.

[BidenPresident]

Fuck Texas. Stay there and die. No one will miss you punks.

[Lightbringer]

Fuck Texas. Stay there and die. No one will miss you punks.

You know you're going to move there eventually...all you progs move there eventually, either to Austin or Waxahachie.

[BidenPresident]

You know you're going to move there eventually...all you progs move there eventually, either to Austin or Waxahachie.

I would never step foot into that cesspool again.

[Lightbringer]

I would never step foot into that cesspool again.

Yes, you will. With your fanny pack and your pink pussy hat. And you will vote.

[BidenPresident]

Yes, you will. With your fanny pack and your pink pussy hat. And you will vote.

you're an idiot

[Lightbringer]

you're an idiot

You're in denial. I know you better than you know yourself.

[katzgar]

Sounds like an excellent idea to me!

AUSTIN, TX—Governor Greg Abbott of Texas has just lifted the mask mandate and is allowing business to return to 100% capacity. The Governor explains that in these trying times, extreme measures must be taken to stop the spread of Californians into Texas and to scare them off from ever wanting to return.


“The last thing we need is a bunch of sissies from California moving to our beautiful state of Texas and screwing everything up and turning the state blue!” said Governor Abbott during a Lubbock Chamber of Commerce event. “Too many Californians have entered our state. Too many ridiculous liberal ideas have already been proposed. This must end. It’s time to open Texas 100%.”

Governor Abbott continued, “We believe that by removing the mask requirement that all of the Californians will flee in terror, restoring our state to its former glory. As soon as they see the joy and hear the laughter of our citizens returning to normal life, they’ll be sure to pack up and leave at once.”

The Governor has strategically placed “No Masks Required” stickers on all Texas state signs warning all who enter of what lies beyond. He has expressed hope that this will send any namby-pamby who reads it back around to where they came from. “We tried buying and carrying more guns around, but somehow that didn't work. Then we tried driving around in big, lifted, gas-guzzling trucks, but they still kept coming. But now by removing our masks for good Texas can finally start to heal.”

After seeing immediate results by reversing the mask mandate, Governor Abbott has been looking for more ways to scare off the cry-baby cowards. He has now removed all social distancing guidelines and even encouraged citizens to stop washing their hands.

https://tinyurl.com/zh5nb5ez

Texas needs educated people so they clearly need Californians

[moon]

Texas needs educated people so they clearly need Californians

It seems very likely that they're going to need grave-diggers too. Lots of them.