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    Default My online shopping spree for my Twins

    I had an artificial insemination done and last Wednesday I had to call an ambulance to bring me to the Mercy Hospital.

    Im at the hospital..
    I went online and I had this delivered to me at the hospital, it arrived today...

    The nurse literally laughed her ass off when she seen it.


    A Jeep Gladiator Convertible with bike carrier.
    A Jeep Electric Mountain Bike
    A Black Camo Twin baby bicycle trailer.



    A TBG Tactical Baby Gear custom veer cruiser with canopy, sidewall kit and carseat adapter, all in black camo.

    Two TBG Deuce 2.0 tactical baby carrier and diaper bag bundle in black camo, with black camo changing mat and pack.

    A TBG black camo tactical fanny pack.
    A TBG Wipe pouch in black camo

    TBG Tactical stroller bag straps and Carabineer set in black camo.

    TBG bulletproof panels for the baby carrier, diaper bag and twin baby cruiser.

    A TBG Day Pack 3.0 Full Load Out set in black Camo.

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    seems like a stupid ad to me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Damocles View Post
    seems like a stupid ad to me.
    Victoria23 has not made any friends yet.

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    It's interesting Victoria shared her 'artificial insemination' with everyone. (just how ugly is she?)

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    [QUOTE=Victoria23;4284364]I had an artificial insemination done and last Wednesday I had to call an ambulance to bring me to the Mercy Hospital.

    Im at the hospital..
    [QUOTE]

    OK, I know there has to be a joke in there somewhere, but I'll be nice and just ask?

    Why did you have to go to the Hospital?

    And is your new Jeep for the unborn twins or twins you already have?

    And you should know that artificial insemination takes all the fun out of procreation!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Victoria23 View Post
    I had an artificial insemination done and last Wednesday I had to call an ambulance to bring me to the Mercy Hospital.

    Im at the hospital..
    I went online and I had this delivered to me at the hospital, it arrived today...

    The nurse literally laughed her ass off when she seen it.


    A Jeep Gladiator Convertible with bike carrier.
    A Jeep Electric Mountain Bike
    A Black Camo Twin baby bicycle trailer.



    A TBG Tactical Baby Gear custom veer cruiser with canopy, sidewall kit and carseat adapter, all in black camo.

    Two TBG Deuce 2.0 tactical baby carrier and diaper bag bundle in black camo, with black camo changing mat and pack.

    A TBG black camo tactical fanny pack.
    A TBG Wipe pouch in black camo

    TBG Tactical stroller bag straps and Carabineer set in black camo.

    TBG bulletproof panels for the baby carrier, diaper bag and twin baby cruiser.

    A TBG Day Pack 3.0 Full Load Out set in black Camo.
    Kinda strange post for your opening statements here, just saying....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Victoria23 View Post
    I had an artificial insemination done and last Wednesday I had to call an ambulance to bring me to the Mercy Hospital.

    Im at the hospital..
    I went online and I had this delivered to me at the hospital, it arrived today...

    The nurse literally laughed her ass off when she seen it.


    A Jeep Gladiator Convertible with bike carrier.
    A Jeep Electric Mountain Bike
    A Black Camo Twin baby bicycle trailer.



    A TBG Tactical Baby Gear custom veer cruiser with canopy, sidewall kit and carseat adapter, all in black camo.

    Two TBG Deuce 2.0 tactical baby carrier and diaper bag bundle in black camo, with black camo changing mat and pack.

    A TBG black camo tactical fanny pack.
    A TBG Wipe pouch in black camo

    TBG Tactical stroller bag straps and Carabineer set in black camo.

    TBG bulletproof panels for the baby carrier, diaper bag and twin baby cruiser.

    A TBG Day Pack 3.0 Full Load Out set in black Camo.
    Who has computer fun time in the Day Room today?
    You do! You lucky devil!

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