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    Quote Originally Posted by Micawber View Post
    I know, it must suck for anyone to die of this thing knowing that a preventive dare I say "cure" exists
    and you just didn't get the vax in time.

    My riskiest move that is categorized as not necessary is that I bike to an outdoor swim pool 4 times per week to get my laps in.
    The center of each lane may technically be six feet apart but still...
    I think anyone going out anywhere right now is fucking nuts...particularly with the more virulent strains out there that are proliferating.

    Because of TX and MS, things are going to get worse before they get better, when they didn't have to be that way.

    I just don't understand it...it feels homicidal.
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    I LOVE CLICKBAIT SLIDE SHOWS!


    Thanks man, especially when it's fake news media agitating.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LV426 View Post
    I think anyone going out anywhere right now is fucking nuts...particularly with the more virulent strains out there that are proliferating.

    Because of TX and MS, things are going to get worse before they get better, when they didn't have to be that way.

    I just don't understand it...it feels homicidal.



    buahahahahahahahahahaha, you stay home, dont worry we got this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by volsrock View Post
    Florida marks 1,700 new COVID-19 cases at one-year mark, the fewest in months
    That was Monday, March 1st.

    On Tuesday, March 2nd, the case count went up to 7,179.

    Did you...did you think I wouldn't look at the numbers?
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    Quote Originally Posted by volsrock View Post
    Florida marks 1,700 new COVID-19 cases at one-year mark, the fewest in months
    Florida New Case Count
    Sunday, February 28th: 5,539
    Monday, March 1st: 1,700
    Tuesday, March 2nd: 7,179
    Wednesday, March 3rd: 6,014
    Thursday, March 4th: 6,118

    So you were saying, Fucko?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Money Dolla View Post
    buahahahahahahahahahaha, you stay home, dont worry we got this.
    Like how you "got this" last year and killed 500,000 people because you couldn't stop lying?

    You simply lack self-control.

    That's what cost Trump the Presidency...your lack of self control.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LV426 View Post
    That was Monday, March 1st.

    On Tuesday, March 2nd, the case count went up to 7,179.

    Did you...did you think I wouldn't look at the numbers?


    what were the deaths in this state of 22 Million and a ton of retirees?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Money Dolla View Post
    dont worry we got this.
    After you killed 500,000 people because you couldn't stop lying.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LV426 View Post
    Like how you "got this" last year and killed 500,000 people because you couldn't stop lying?

    You simply lack self-control.

    That's what cost Trump the Presidency...your lack of self control.




    you stay home scaredy cat.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Money Dolla View Post
    what were the deaths in this state of 22 Million and a ton of retirees?
    Florida is #4 in the nation for deaths.

    And the shitty thing about Florida is that their deaths were across the entire year...they never once flattened their curve.

    So Florida was killing people months after NY wasn't.

    So what's the excuse for that?
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    Quote Originally Posted by signalmankenneth View Post
    10 Places You Shouldn't Go Even If They're Open
    You left one out.

    11. Between Loose Vagina's legs

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Money Dolla View Post
    you stay home scaredy cat.....
    Well, you're the biggest pussy on JPP because you feel it necessary to lie about yourself to impress people who think nothing of you and hold very low expectations of you.
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    Where is the story? I saw a page full of ads and a first paragraph, no story.
    Excellence is an art won by training and habituation. We do not act rightly because we have virtue or excellence, but rather we have those because we have acted rightly. We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act but a habit.
    - -- Aristotle

    Believe nothing on the faith of traditions, even though they have been held in honor for many generations and in diverse places. Do not believe a thing because many people speak of it. Do not believe on the faith of the sages of the past. Do not believe what you yourself have imagined, persuading yourself that a God inspires you. Believe nothing on the sole authority of your masters and priests. After examination, believe what you yourself have tested and found to be reasonable, and conform your conduct thereto.
    - -- The Buddha

    It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.
    - -- Aristotle

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    Quote Originally Posted by signalmankenneth View Post
    The only one I'm concerned about is the gym,
    You can't go to the gym. You might get covid, and die.

    Quote Originally Posted by signalmankenneth View Post
    since I'm fully vaccinated
    Better you than me, guinea pig.

    Quote Originally Posted by signalmankenneth View Post
    and wear masks
    Double masks, as the CDC now recommends? Why do you wear masks?

    Quote Originally Posted by signalmankenneth View Post
    and believe in social distancing,
    So it's a religion for you, eh? Got it...

    Quote Originally Posted by signalmankenneth View Post
    I wanted to go back to Planet Fitness again, as long they have distance between machines?!!
    A bit of distance between machines does not stop a virus, dude. You will still catch it, and die, so you better just avoid going to Planet Fitness altogether. Or ANYWHERE for that matter. Stay safe!

    Quote Originally Posted by signalmankenneth View Post
    Glad I don't live in Texas too!
    Why? It's a very fine State.

    Quote Originally Posted by signalmankenneth View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Yakuda View Post
    Stupidest fucking thing I've read in weeks
    I didn't even bother to read through that garbage.

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