Biden: All Bombs Used On The Middle East Will Be Purchased From Black-Owned Firms

[The Anonymous]

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Journalists are praising Joe Biden after he announced that every bomb he drops in the Middle East from now on will be purchased from a black-owned business.

President Biden made the announcement in front of a huge crowd of white journalists on Zoom, who cheered so loudly after hearing the news that President Biden had to adjust his earpiece.

"Hey, folks-- here's the deal: we gotta drop some bombs. We just do. That's how things are," said Biden. "We have all these extra bombs lying around collecting dust and we have to drop them on those brown people over there who -- as intelligence is telling us -- are bad people. C'mon man! They're bad people, folks! Gotta bomb 'em!"

"But we're gonna purchase all our future bombs from some clean, articulate black business owners who make bombs. It's just the right thing to do," he continued.

Unfortunately, it was later discovered that there are no black business owners in the country who make bombs for the U.S. military. "C'mon man-- that's too bad," said Biden before canceling his meeting with Al Sharpton.

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[NiftyNiblick]

Shit. I was somewhat hoping that it was a true tory.
Minority entrepreneurship should be encouraged, no?

[Legion]

Shit. I was somewhat hoping that it was a true tory. Minority entrepreneurship should be encouraged, no?

Racial set-asides should not be encouraged.

[CASPER]

Wow, my BS Meter just pegged to the max and stuck there........

[Legion]

[Legion]

Wow, my BS Meter just pegged to the max and stuck there........

Christ, you're an imbecile.

[Matt Dillon]

Apparently Legion feels he hasn't been trolling enough.