Kraken Cracks Up At SCOTUS, Justices Will Pass On The Rancid Calamari.

[Guno צְבִי]

It all started so well. Back in November Sidney Powell vowed to “release the Kraken” and send Trump back to the White House in triumph.

“Georgia’s probably going to be the first state I’m going to blow up and Mr. Kemp and the secretary of state need to go with it,” she said, promising a “biblical” campaign of litigation culminating in victory at the Supreme Court.

But now it’s March, the Supreme Court has delivered a final blow to Powell’s election litigation.

https://abovethelaw.com/2021/03/krak...-up-at-scotus/

[ThatOwlWoman]

Hahahaha! I well remember the failed thread started by our very own CraziestXtian, Sister Stench... about this kraken. Was it this one?



or this one?

[Guno צְבִי]

promising a “biblical” campaign of litigation

[Guno צְבִי]

That would be the Arizona and Wisconsin tentacles being unceremoniously tossed overboard, without even the token consolation of a grouchy dissent from Justice Thomas et al. on the importance of deciding these issues before the next election.

As attorney Mike Dunford points out, there may be some severed tentacle of the Arizona suit still wriggling lifelessly around the Ninth Circuit, but Powell’s white whale dream of consolidating her Michigan, Georgia, Arizona, and Wisconsin litigation into a fearsome sea beast is deader than lutefisk.

And with today’s order list, the hulking creature is finally slain, leaving only a mild intestinal hangover for Powell and her compatriots. Just a $1.3 billion defamation suit from Dominion. Plus a $2.7 billion claim from Smartmatic. Oh, and a motion for sanctions and attorneys fees in Michigan seeking to go after Powell’s license to practice law. Nothing that a little Pepto Bismol won’t clear up! And if all else fails, blame the court clerk — it works every time!

[Cypress]

I love these nostalgic trips down Kracken Lane!

[Doc Dutch]

It all started so well. Back in November Sidney Powell vowed to “release the Kraken” and send Trump back to the White House in triumph.

“Georgia’s probably going to be the first state I’m going to blow up and Mr. Kemp and the secretary of state need to go with it,” she said, promising a “biblical” campaign of litigation culminating in victory at the Supreme Court.

But now it’s March, the Supreme Court has delivered a final blow to Powell’s election litigation.

https://abovethelaw.com/2021/03/krak...-up-at-scotus/

"Surprising no one but perhaps Powell herself, the Court booted the Georgia Kraken suit on February 11 and the Michigan tentacle on February 22 — both without comment."

Ouch. That's gotta burn. Maybe even worse than the Dominion/Smartmatic lawsuits.

[Micawber]

All that court stacking and still come up with dick. How pathetic.

[Matt Dillon]

It all started so well. Back in November Sidney Powell vowed to “release the Kraken” and send Trump back to the White House in triumph.

“Georgia’s probably going to be the first state I’m going to blow up and Mr. Kemp and the secretary of state need to go with it,” she said, promising a “biblical” campaign of litigation culminating in victory at the Supreme Court.

But now it’s March, the Supreme Court has delivered a final blow to Powell’s election litigation.

https://abovethelaw.com/2021/03/krak...-up-at-scotus/

That's nice, honey.
Tell me what Biden has done that's good for America so far?
Name one thing.

[Micawber]

They show up to court just like these cult morons. With nothing except ugly and dumb.