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    Quote Originally Posted by NiftyNiblick View Post
    My kids have been grown for a long time, now,
    and since I maintain close ties with both of them,
    and neither has been disinherited in my will,
    I guess they did grow up to be Democrats.
    But it would be just like you leftist assholes to disinherit your kids if they supported trump. You fuckers would like your mother's to destroy trump. This again is the reason I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yakuda View Post
    But it would be just like you leftist assholes to disinherit your kids if they supported trump.
    I don't think DEMOCRATS can pass welfare benefits on as a legacy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Legion View Post
    I don't think DEMOCRATS can pass welfare benefits on as a legacy.
    LMFAO. You're right the govt does that. If however some democrat somewhere actually earned money I think it's entirely within the realm of possibility that they would financially cancel their children if they supported trump. Tell me I'm wrong.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yakuda View Post
    LMFAO. You're right the govt does that. If however some democrat somewhere actually earned money I think it's entirely within the realm of possibility that they would financially cancel their children if they supported trump. Tell me I'm wrong.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Anonymous View Post


    If there’s one thing parents worry about with their kids, it’s that their children will one day grow up and vote for DEMOCRATs.

    If that happens, that’s because you raised your children wrong. Don't worry-- we're here to help! Here are the signs to look for that suggest your innocent little child may become a DEMOCRAT:

    • Expects food, clothing, and housing for free - The #1 sign you're raising a future sucker of the government teat.
    • Constantly whines - Ooh, is the little baby hurt from stubbing his toe? Rub some dirt on it and get back in there, bucko!
    • Is small and weak (like a DEMOCRAT) - No muscles to speak of. Very beta.
    • Has grubby little hands constantly snatching things that aren’t theirs - They're either going to grow up to be a bank robber or a Democrat, but we repeat ourselves.
    • Is happily lazy and avoids chores? You're looking at a future DEMOCRAT.
    • Leaves messes everywhere - Today, they're leaving toys and their clothes on the floor. Tomorrow, they're leaving protest signs and burned buildings behind at BLM riots.
    • Has a short attention span - If your kid flips from YouTube video to YouTube video every 3 seconds, they'll be pretty likely to be outraged about a different thing every 3 seconds in the future.

    If you see any of these signs, now you have time to disown your children and write them out of your will before they donate their inheritance to Kamala Harris or something.

    Don't let this happen to you!


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    I guess we can't expect much better than that when the editor has these abilities:

    Kyle Mann | Editor in Chief

    Kyle was created in an Orc spawning pit beneath the tower Orthanc near the end of the Third Age. Saruman the Many-Colored drew upon all his dark powers to imbue Kyle with the ability to write satire of semi-acceptable quality from time to time




    Saruman was always a third rate sorcerer. Perhaps Kyle needs to re-roll as an elf who makes friends with an dwarf.
    "We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid."

    "Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain - and most fools do."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Poor Excuse for a Human View Post
    I guess we can't expect much better than that when the editor has these abilities: Kyle Mann | Editor in Chief Kyle was created in an Orc spawning pit beneath the tower Orthanc near the end of the Third Age. Saruman the Many-Colored drew upon all his dark powers to imbue Kyle with the ability to write satire of semi-acceptable quality from time to time Saruman was always a third rate sorcerer. Perhaps Kyle needs to re-roll as an elf who makes friends with an dwarf.
    Are you going to fact-check the Babylon Bee?

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