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    If there’s one thing parents worry about with their kids, it’s that their children will one day grow up and vote for DEMOCRATs.

    If that happens, that’s because you raised your children wrong. Don't worry-- we're here to help! Here are the signs to look for that suggest your innocent little child may become a DEMOCRAT:

    • Expects food, clothing, and housing for free - The #1 sign you're raising a future sucker of the government teat.
    • Constantly whines - Ooh, is the little baby hurt from stubbing his toe? Rub some dirt on it and get back in there, bucko!
    • Is small and weak (like a DEMOCRAT) - No muscles to speak of. Very beta.
    • Has grubby little hands constantly snatching things that aren’t theirs - They're either going to grow up to be a bank robber or a Democrat, but we repeat ourselves.
    • Is happily lazy and avoids chores? You're looking at a future DEMOCRAT.
    • Leaves messes everywhere - Today, they're leaving toys and their clothes on the floor. Tomorrow, they're leaving protest signs and burned buildings behind at BLM riots.
    • Has a short attention span - If your kid flips from YouTube video to YouTube video every 3 seconds, they'll be pretty likely to be outraged about a different thing every 3 seconds in the future.

    If you see any of these signs, now you have time to disown your children and write them out of your will before they donate their inheritance to Kamala Harris or something.

    Don't let this happen to you!


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    Quote Originally Posted by The Anonymous View Post


    If there’s one thing parents worry about with their kids, it’s that their children will one day grow up and vote for DEMOCRATs.

    If that happens, that’s because you raised your children wrong. Don't worry-- we're here to help! Here are the signs to look for that suggest your innocent little child may become a DEMOCRAT:

    • Expects food, clothing, and housing for free - The #1 sign you're raising a future sucker of the government teat.
    • Constantly whines - Ooh, is the little baby hurt from stubbing his toe? Rub some dirt on it and get back in there, bucko!
    • Is small and weak (like a DEMOCRAT) - No muscles to speak of. Very beta.
    • Has grubby little hands constantly snatching things that aren’t theirs - They're either going to grow up to be a bank robber or a Democrat, but we repeat ourselves.
    • Is happily lazy and avoids chores? You're looking at a future DEMOCRAT.
    • Leaves messes everywhere - Today, they're leaving toys and their clothes on the floor. Tomorrow, they're leaving protest signs and burned buildings behind at BLM riots.
    • Has a short attention span - If your kid flips from YouTube video to YouTube video every 3 seconds, they'll be pretty likely to be outraged about a different thing every 3 seconds in the future.

    If you see any of these signs, now you have time to disown your children and write them out of your will before they donate their inheritance to Kamala Harris or something.

    Don't let this happen to you!


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    Thank God my kids didn't grow up to be leftists. All are conservative and especially my oldest who is more conservative and less kind about it than me.

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    Are your kids going to grow up to be fail trolls? Know the signs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Charoite View Post
    Are your kids going to grow up to be fail trolls? Know the signs.
    I guess it's too late for my brood. Like all (D)s, they work hard, pay their bills, save up for retirement, shove education down their kids' throats, are open-minded kind and inclusive people who I love very much.
    "Conservatism is the blind and fear-filled worship of dead radicals." -- Mark Twain

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThatOwlWoman View Post
    I guess it's too late for my brood. Like all (D)s, they work hard, pay their bills, save up for retirement, shove education down their kids' throats, are open-minded kind and inclusive people who I love very much.
    It's hilarious how delusional you are. "Education"???? Like, women have penises? That kind of education? How do you wipe your ass and not cause yourself brain damage?

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    One is a Dem the other is an Inde, proud of both.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CASPER View Post
    One is a Dem the other is an Inde, proud of both.
    I guess it's not entirely your fault.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Anonymous View Post


    If there’s one thing parents worry about with their kids, it’s that their children will one day grow up and vote for DEMOCRATs.

    If that happens, that’s because you raised your children wrong. Don't worry-- we're here to help! Here are the signs to look for that suggest your innocent little child may become a DEMOCRAT:

    • Expects food, clothing, and housing for free - The #1 sign you're raising a future sucker of the government teat.
    • Constantly whines - Ooh, is the little baby hurt from stubbing his toe? Rub some dirt on it and get back in there, bucko!
    • Is small and weak (like a DEMOCRAT) - No muscles to speak of. Very beta.
    • Has grubby little hands constantly snatching things that aren’t theirs - They're either going to grow up to be a bank robber or a Democrat, but we repeat ourselves.
    • Is happily lazy and avoids chores? You're looking at a future DEMOCRAT.
    • Leaves messes everywhere - Today, they're leaving toys and their clothes on the floor. Tomorrow, they're leaving protest signs and burned buildings behind at BLM riots.
    • Has a short attention span - If your kid flips from YouTube video to YouTube video every 3 seconds, they'll be pretty likely to be outraged about a different thing every 3 seconds in the future.

    If you see any of these signs, now you have time to disown your children and write them out of your will before they donate their inheritance to Kamala Harris or something.

    Don't let this happen to you!


    https://tinyurl.com/y966mt4c
    you are very stupid

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    Quote Originally Posted by CASPER View Post
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    What a coincidence! He's on mine too!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Yakuda View Post
    Thank God my kids didn't grow up to be leftists. All are conservative and especially my oldest who is more conservative and less kind about it than me.
    Many DEMOCRATS are not parents because they abort their spawn in the womb, or they are homosexual and don't reproduce, or transsexual and cannot reproduce.


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    My kids have been grown for a long time, now,
    and since I maintain close ties with both of them,
    and neither has been disinherited in my will,
    I guess they did grow up to be Democrats.
    Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel. Samuel Johnson, 1775
    Religion....is the opiate of the people. Karl Marx, 1848
    Freedom's just another word for nothin' left to lose. Kris Kristofferson, 1969

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    Quote Originally Posted by Legion View Post
    Many DEMOCRATS are not parents because they abort their spawn in the womb, or they are homosexual and don't reproduce, or transsexual and cannot reproduce.

    All true

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yakuda View Post
    It's hilarious how delusional you are. "Education"???? Like, women have penises? That kind of education? How do you wipe your ass and not cause yourself brain damage?
    What makes you think that fat cow wipes her ass? She probably can't reach, it's so enormous.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Legion View Post
    What makes you think that fat cow wipes her ass? She probably can't reach, it's so enormous.
    LMFAO. But they can always reach the welfare check.

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