If there’s one thing parents worry about with their kids, it’s that their children will one day grow up and vote for DEMOCRATs.
If that happens, that’s because you raised your children wrong. Don't worry-- we're here to help! Here are the signs to look for that suggest your innocent little child may become a DEMOCRAT:
- Expects food, clothing, and housing for free - The #1 sign you're raising a future sucker of the government teat.
- Constantly whines - Ooh, is the little baby hurt from stubbing his toe? Rub some dirt on it and get back in there, bucko!
- Is small and weak (like a DEMOCRAT) - No muscles to speak of. Very beta.
- Has grubby little hands constantly snatching things that aren’t theirs - They're either going to grow up to be a bank robber or a Democrat, but we repeat ourselves.
- Is happily lazy and avoids chores? You're looking at a future DEMOCRAT.
- Leaves messes everywhere - Today, they're leaving toys and their clothes on the floor. Tomorrow, they're leaving protest signs and burned buildings behind at BLM riots.
- Has a short attention span - If your kid flips from YouTube video to YouTube video every 3 seconds, they'll be pretty likely to be outraged about a different thing every 3 seconds in the future.
If you see any of these signs, now you have time to disown your children and write them out of your will before they donate their inheritance to Kamala Harris or something.
Don't let this happen to you!
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Are your kids going to grow up to be fail trolls? Know the signs.
ThatOwlWoman (03-03-2021)
"Conservatism is the blind and fear-filled worship of dead radicals." -- Mark Twain
CASPER (03-03-2021)
One is a Dem the other is an Inde, proud of both.
ThatOwlWoman (03-03-2021)
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CASPER (03-03-2021)
My kids have been grown for a long time, now,
and since I maintain close ties with both of them,
and neither has been disinherited in my will,
I guess they did grow up to be Democrats.
Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel. Samuel Johnson, 1775
Religion....is the opiate of the people. Karl Marx, 1848
Freedom's just another word for nothin' left to lose. Kris Kristofferson, 1969
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