The Haiku Thread

**Lightbringer** · 02-28-2021, 02:01 AM

I am President.
I just curb stomped Syria.
That kids hair smells nice.

**Lightbringer** · 02-28-2021, 03:05 AM

Horny on Saturday.
Fucked a Phillipino whore.
Why do my balls itch?

**RB 60** · 02-28-2021, 03:11 AM

Originally Posted by Guille

Horny on Saturday.
Fucked a Phillipino whore.
Why do my balls itch?

**Lightbringer** · 02-28-2021, 03:14 AM

Some dude jocking me.
Should I give a flying fuck.
I'll play more Skyrim.

**Tranquillus in Exile** · 02-28-2021, 07:52 AM

I was President.
I was robbed to hell and back.
I tell dummies that.

**Doc Dutch** · 02-28-2021, 08:09 AM

JPP is cool
Posting to exchange ideas
Stupidity is seen

**Doc Dutch** · 02-28-2021, 08:11 AM

FYI: https://examples.yourdictionary.com/...iku-poems.html

A haiku consists of three lines, with the first and last lines having five "moras," and the middle line having seven (referred to as the 5-7-5 structure). Since the moras do not translate well into English, the haiku has been adapted to where syllables are used as moras.