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    Default New vaccine is a fake.

    The never-Trumppers are promoting the new Johnson & Johnson vaccine because it secretly causes your brain to believe Trump is guilty of causing an insurrection.

    This is a current event as it’s happening now and the vaccine will be approved by the FDA Friday!

    It just as true as Trump winning the election!
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    LOCK HIM UP!

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    Link? Or another one of those conspiracy theories?

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    It’s true! Just as true as Trump winning in a landslide!

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    As a retired health care professional I would have been perfectly happy with the J&J vax. As luck would have it though we're getting the Moderna one this Friday, and the 2nd one two weeks later.

    Science is pretty fucking awesome!
    "Conservatism is the blind and fear-filled worship of dead radicals." -- Mark Twain

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThatOwlWoman View Post
    As a retired health care professional I would have been perfectly happy with the J&J vax. As luck would have it though we're getting the Moderna one this Friday, and the 2nd one two weeks later.

    Science is pretty fucking awesome!
    I agree, but be careful that vaccine will brainwash you!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jarod View Post
    The never-Trumppers are promoting the new Johnson & Johnson vaccine because it secretly causes your brain to believe Trump is guilty of causing an insurrection.

    This is a current event as it’s happening now and the vaccine will be approved by the FDA Friday!

    It just as true as Trump winning the election!
    thank you Dr. Faulcy......
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    “Woe to me!” I cried. “I am ruined! For I am a man of unclean lips, and I live among a people of unclean lips, and my eyes have seen the King, the Lord Almighty.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThatOwlWoman View Post
    As a retired health care professional I would have been perfectly happy with the J&J vax. As luck would have it though we're getting the Moderna one this Friday, and the 2nd one two weeks later.

    Science is pretty fucking awesome!
    He's just complaining because a thread of his got moved from current events.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jarod View Post
    The never-Trumppers are promoting the new Johnson & Johnson vaccine because it secretly causes your brain to believe Trump is guilty of causing an insurrection.

    This is a current event as it’s happening now and the vaccine will be approved by the FDA Friday!

    It just as true as Trump winning the election!
    since Jarod is posting with a penis in his ear this should be moved from current events......
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    Quote Originally Posted by AProudLefty View Post
    He's just complaining because a thread of his got moved from current events.
    Because it struck a nerve with the Trumppers. They can make stuff and put it in current events.... but when I post something they say it’s untrue and thus not a current event.

    Not a single “Trump win” post was moved.

    This place is turning into Twitter!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jarod View Post
    The never-Trumppers are promoting the new Johnson & Johnson vaccine because it secretly causes your brain to believe Trump is guilty of causing an insurrection.

    This is a current event as it’s happening now and the vaccine will be approved by the FDA Friday!

    It just as true as Trump winning the election!
    You would deny people in America a viable vaccine over your Mini-Trump that lives in your head and doinks your brain with a pickle fork every 4 minutes?
    How selfish of you!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jarod View Post
    I agree, but be careful that vaccine will brainwash you!
    I am planning to ask if mine includes the BillGatesNanoBotEnhancement(tm).
    "Conservatism is the blind and fear-filled worship of dead radicals." -- Mark Twain

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThatOwlWoman View Post
    As a retired health care professional I would have been perfectly happy with the J&J vax. As luck would have it though we're getting the Moderna one this Friday, and the 2nd one two weeks later.

    Science is pretty fucking awesome!
    I thought Moderna was 30 days between doses and Pfizer 21 days
    Tie Your 'roo down Mate

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jarod View Post
    Actually you have a good point with that one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AProudLefty View Post
    Actually you have a good point with that one.
    There are tuns of them.... yet my satire relating to current events gets moved.

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