An argument with my dad today

[Victoria23]

My dad asked me what advantages I think I have in a fight with him...

I told him that first of all..
You raised me in the nasty Philadelphia environment were you weren't really the master of the house.

I learned a whole lot more than you taught me or tried to raise me to be.

Second..
I go to the fitness one gym, the CrossFit gym, the 9 round kickboxing, and the mixed martial arts and Brazilian Jiujitsu..
The boxing gym and wrestling gym and Krav Maga.
I go to Bussey Combatives, street fighting training.
Krav maga is military training.
At the fitness one gym..

Im on the swim team, im on the basketball team, I'm on the Racquetball team, I'm on the weightlifting team..
I club box.

Health..

Unlike you..
When I need air, I got it..
When I need blood, I got it.

When I need protein, calcium, vitamin D, ATP, natural Creatine, Potassium, Iron..
I got it.

You don't have it like I have it because of your history of drinking and your smoking..
And your office work diet.



He told me that he's backing off..
But he will call the police on me.

[Hoosier Daddy]

sounds reasonable. just being 20 years younger is enough in many cases.

[PostmodernProphet]

he's got the advantage so long as he's still able to rewrite his last will and testament.......

[Nomad]

Assuming he even has anything to leave her.

[Doc Dutch]

My dad asked me what advantages I think I have in a fight with him...

I told him that first of all..
You raised me in the nasty Philadelphia environment were you weren't really the master of the house.

I learned a whole lot more than you taught me or tried to raise me to be.

Second..
I go to the fitness one gym, the CrossFit gym, the 9 round kickboxing, and the mixed martial arts and Brazilian Jiujitsu..
The boxing gym and wrestling gym and Krav Maga.
I go to Bussey Combatives, street fighting training.
Krav maga is military training.
At the fitness one gym..

Im on the swim team, im on the basketball team, I'm on the Racquetball team, I'm on the weightlifting team..
I club box.

Health..

Unlike you..
When I need air, I got it..
When I need blood, I got it.

When I need protein, calcium, vitamin D, ATP, natural Creatine, Potassium, Iron..
I got it.

You don't have it like I have it because of your history of drinking and your smoking..
And your office work diet.



He told me that he's backing off..
But he will call the police on me.

It's a significant point in every person's life when they are not only too big to be spanked but, more importantly, won't let themselves be spanked. Not everyone matures to that point.

[Doc Dutch]

he's got the advantage so long as he's still able to rewrite his last will and testament.......

Two words "Death Tax".

[PostmodernProphet]

Two words "Death Tax".

I doubt this person is among the group who are above the exemption threshold......

[MAGA MAN]

You raised me in the nasty Philadelphia environment

If you think Phily in the 10's is bad try Boston in the 70's. I left that shit as soon as I could.

[Doc Dutch]

I doubt this person is among the group who are above the exemption threshold......

The current threshold.

[Jack]

My dad asked me what advantages I think I have in a fight with him...

I told him that first of all..
You raised me in the nasty Philadelphia environment were you weren't really the master of the house.

I learned a whole lot more than you taught me or tried to raise me to be.

Second..
I go to the fitness one gym, the CrossFit gym, the 9 round kickboxing, and the mixed martial arts and Brazilian Jiujitsu..
The boxing gym and wrestling gym and Krav Maga.
I go to Bussey Combatives, street fighting training.
Krav maga is military training.
At the fitness one gym..

Im on the swim team, im on the basketball team, I'm on the Racquetball team, I'm on the weightlifting team..
I club box.

Health..

Unlike you..
When I need air, I got it..
When I need blood, I got it.

When I need protein, calcium, vitamin D, ATP, natural Creatine, Potassium, Iron..
I got it.

You don't have it like I have it because of your history of drinking and your smoking..
And your office work diet.



He told me that he's backing off..
But he will call the police on me.

Nothing wrong with being a Dyke.

[Doc Dutch]

Nothing wrong with being a Dyke.

....or a woman who likes to ride Cowgirl or Reverse Cowgirl.

[Jack]

Not. Going. There.

[ThatOwlWoman]

<backs slowly out of the thread> Oh sorry. Didn't realize that this was the Dear Abby department.

[PostmodernProphet]

The current threshold.

I doubt he is over the Reagan threshold of $728k.....

[Doc Dutch]

Not. Going. There.

I could post an animated meme if you like.