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    Default Donald Trump’s Inauguration Day letter to Joe Biden: An exclusive (very real) draft

    An early draft of the letter Trump left for Biden as he was leaving the WH.

    From The Chicago Tribune:

    Dear LOSER!!

    Welcome to the White House, you sleepy dope. I am leaving not because you beat me but because I choose to stop being president because I have already been THE BEST president in American history. Many have said that. I hear it all the time, people say, “Sir, there has never been a president like you.”

    And I know they’re right. I’ve accomplished more than any president in history, and I remain incredibly popular and everyone loves me, especially my late father. And also Lindsey Graham. Just ask him, he tells me that all the time. He’s a total loser, but he knows a good president when he sees one. By the way, I left a file about him in the desk here. It contains … some things, if you know what I mean. Just wave it around if you ever need to get him to do something for you. He’s like a trained dog.

    Anyway, back to all the things I’ve done that you will never match, and it won’t even be close.

    I built the big, beautiful wall to keep out the bad hombres. Nobody called them bad hombres before I did. I came up with that, and people love it. It was so smart. Some slobs said it was racist, but they’re racist. I’m the least racist person I’ve ever met. By far.

    But yes, I built the wall. Some will say there are still hundreds of miles of open border, but I haven’t seen them so they doesn’t exist. FAKE NEWS!

    We have our great Trump wall, and do you know who’s paying for that wall? Do you? Because actually, I don’t. I kept sending the contractor bills in an envelope clearly marked “MEXICO!” but it just kept getting returned. Good luck with that.

    Speaking of bills, I’m gonna need you to pay Rudy Giuliani for me. He’s a great American patriot and represented me in all this RIGGED ELECTION stuff. He did a terrible job, frankly. I told him to find me fraud and he didn’t find a thing, even though I know it’s out there because that guy from the pillow company told me it is.

    Anyway, pay Rudy. The bill is in the desk by that file of stuff on Lindsey.

    Where was I? Oh yeah, I accomplished so much. We have our great, great health care plan, which I’ll be releasing in two weeks. It will be better than that disastrous Obamacare you idiots came up with. So that’s coming up soon, since I can still technically be president if I want to, since I won, by a lot, and you lost. I beat you in a landslide, you know that’s true.

    Some losers in the media keep saying I should just say you won. They say crazy stuff, like that I’m “fomenting violence.” What does “fomenting” even mean? I gotta ask Jared.

    Speaking of Jared, can you give him a job? That would be a good way to unify the country, and frankly, I can’t stand the kid. Creepy looking. I just had him around to keep Ivanka happy. Isn’t she beautiful? Not sure what she sees in that skinny weirdo, but whatever.

    Now look, I know you’re going to screw up everything I’ve done, and I want you to know this: I don’t care. I just want to get down to Mar-a-Lago and keep bilking money from these rubes I sold hats to. So how about you give me a big pardon? Not that I’ve done anything wrong, but just in case. You give me a pardon, I’ll give you nothing and we’ll call it even, deal?

    I had Stephen Miller draw up the pardon papers. They’re in that same drawer with the wall bills and the Lindsey dirt … sorry, I mean “information.”

    Oh, speaking of Miller, there might be bags of human hair stashed in a few places. We tried to find them all, but he’s pretty sneaky.

    Good luck, dummy.

    NOT!

    — STILL President Donald J. Trump

    https://www.chicagotribune.com/colum...idbxosfzmqGvAQ
    https://i.postimg.cc/PqVCnGks/gojoe1.jpg
    C'MON MAN!!!!

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    That can’t be real. Is trump really that dumb to leave a letter like that?

    I hope it is real, but I doubt it.
    AMERICAN HISTORY ITSELF IS A TESTAMENT TO THE STRENGTH AND RESILIENCE OF AFRICAN PEOPLE. WE, ALONG WITH THE COURGE AND SACRIFICES OF CONSCIOUS WHITE AMERICANS, LIKE VIOLA LIUZZO, EVERETT DIRKSEN, AND MANY OTHERS, HAVE FOUGHT AND DIED TOGETHER FOR OUR FREEDOM, AND FOR OUR SURVIVAL.

    In America, rights are are not determined by what is just, fair, equitable, honest, nor by what Jesus would do. Rights are determined ONLY by what you can DEMAND.

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    Quote Originally Posted by blackascoal View Post
    That can’t be real. Is trump really that dumb to leave a letter like that?

    I hope it is real, but I doubt it.
    Dude.

    Come on.
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    Quote Originally Posted by blackascoal View Post
    That can’t be real. Is trump really that dumb to leave a letter like that?

    I hope it is real, but I doubt it.
    It's a parody.

    Written by a newspaper columnist to poke fun at Trump one last time.
    https://i.postimg.cc/PqVCnGks/gojoe1.jpg
    C'MON MAN!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nomad View Post
    An early draft of the letter Trump left for Biden as he was leaving the WH.

    From The Chicago Tribune:



    I wish it was real. Although referring to the imbecile joe as a loser is an offense to losers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yakuda View Post
    I wish it was real. Although referring to the imbecile joe as a loser is an offense to losers.
    You my dear should be well aware of losers, you supported one these past 4 years, and what has it gotten you? Everything trump has done will be corrected, overturned, cancelled and thrown out on the trash heap.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yakuda View Post
    I wish it was real. Although referring to the imbecile joe as a loser is an offense to losers.
    No wonder YOU are offended.

    LOSER.
    https://i.postimg.cc/PqVCnGks/gojoe1.jpg
    C'MON MAN!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nomad View Post
    No wonder YOU are offended.

    LOSER.
    Wow look at the idiot getting off a zinger. Did you cream your shorts?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nomad View Post
    An early draft of the letter Trump left for Biden as he was leaving the WH.

    From The Chicago Tribune:

    Republican Congressman Ken Buck:
    “We’re at a time in American politics, that I am not going to lie on behalf of my presidential candidate, on behalf of my party. And I’m very sad that others in my party have taken the position that, as long as we get the White House, it doesn’t really matter what we say,”



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    Quote Originally Posted by Yakuda View Post
    I wish it was real. Although referring to the imbecile joe as a loser is an offense to losers.
    Well, you voted for the insurrectionist, the seditionist, the traitor, the moron. I guess that would make YOU the loser.

    Republican Congressman Ken Buck:
    “We’re at a time in American politics, that I am not going to lie on behalf of my presidential candidate, on behalf of my party. And I’m very sad that others in my party have taken the position that, as long as we get the White House, it doesn’t really matter what we say,”



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    Quote Originally Posted by blackascoal View Post
    That can’t be real. Is trump really that dumb to leave a letter like that?

    I hope it is real, but I doubt it.
    It's satire. You can tell because it uses words with more than one or two syllables and isn't written in Sharpie.
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