LOL. No worries. Just use your bedsheet like you usually do. A Tax Audit should suffice.
I'm certain your neighbors, friends, relatives and customers know you are a staunch Trump fan who believes Biden stole the election. No doubt they know you cheered for the Trump riot. Your bumper stickers and flags say it to them every day even when you aren't screaming it at them as you've done for 5 years.
Most people are good and most Americans are good Americans who love their country. All it takes is one to report you on suspicion of supporting domestic terrorism by laundering money for them or "donations" out of the company till.
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