Question should be:
What DID the little boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?
Answer: cancer.
Cancer.
Question should be:
What DID the little boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?
Answer: cancer.
Cold Grind, cold.
At least the "what do you call a quadruple amputee in a swimming pool ?" has a little bit of humor.
what do you call it?
Bob.
What do you call a quadruple amputee at the door?
Excellence is an art won by training and habituation. We do not act rightly because we have virtue or excellence, but rather we have those because we have acted rightly. We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act but a habit.
- -- Aristotle
Believe nothing on the faith of traditions, even though they have been held in honor for many generations and in diverse places. Do not believe a thing because many people speak of it. Do not believe on the faith of the sages of the past. Do not believe what you yourself have imagined, persuading yourself that a God inspires you. Believe nothing on the sole authority of your masters and priests. After examination, believe what you yourself have tested and found to be reasonable, and conform your conduct thereto.
- -- The Buddha
It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.
- -- Aristotle
Here's one of the more sick jokes I've heard:
What the worst thing about seeing a child hit by a car?
Suppressing the erection.
Doorstop ? I dunno, not heard that variation.
Darn IHG, that is erection fraud If I have ever heard it.
Excellence is an art won by training and habituation. We do not act rightly because we have virtue or excellence, but rather we have those because we have acted rightly. We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act but a habit.
- -- Aristotle
Believe nothing on the faith of traditions, even though they have been held in honor for many generations and in diverse places. Do not believe a thing because many people speak of it. Do not believe on the faith of the sages of the past. Do not believe what you yourself have imagined, persuading yourself that a God inspires you. Believe nothing on the sole authority of your masters and priests. After examination, believe what you yourself have tested and found to be reasonable, and conform your conduct thereto.
- -- The Buddha
It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.
- -- Aristotle
groan......
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Give up?
Being raped.
"Do not think that I came to bring peace... I did not come to bring peace, but a sword." - Matthew 10:34
What do you call it whenever you have sex with a saint?
Holy fuck.
"Do not think that I came to bring peace... I did not come to bring peace, but a sword." - Matthew 10:34
What do you call to gay guys named bob ?
oral roberts.
i don't get it uscitizen.
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
The holocaust. 0_0
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