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    Quote Originally Posted by Cypress View Post
    they would not stand a chance against you.

    Is consensual sex really that difficult and unobtainable for rightwing INCELs that they resort to fantasies about forcibly raping female posters at gunpoint?

    Getting back to kittys, it would be totally illegal to own one, but my favorite kitty of all time are the cheetahs.

    I love the Big Cats!

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    Quote Originally Posted by christiefan915 View Post
    Aww, you won him over! Does "PT" stand for Puddy Tat?
    Yes!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Althea View Post
    Like the dogs, they should be rescues no matter the DNA

    But a ginger named Donald would be amazing!
    I agree, and have only ever owned rescues. You go into the shelter and wish you could take them all home.

    I think (read: hope) that the name "Donald" will go down in infamy in the US for several generations.


    “What greater gift than the love of a cat.”
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    Quote Originally Posted by Phantasmal View Post
    Yes!!!
    I love it!


    “What greater gift than the love of a cat.”
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    Quote Originally Posted by christiefan915 View Post
    I agree, and have only ever owned rescues. You go into the shelter and wish you could take them all home.
    I've had all mine just show up, at the right time when I'm ready for another cat.
    but ya. when you go to a shelter it's very emotional

    I'm sure they'll give a stray a home.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dark Soul View Post
    He's got millions of pussies to choose from, any male that self-identifies as a Democrat.
    JFK was more of a man than Trump will ever be.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dark Soul View Post
    He's got millions of pussies to choose from, any male that self-identifies as a Democrat.
    and yet any male that self identifies as a democrat can kick the shit out of the pussy so-called repub males that want to have a baby with trump, and hope someday he will grab their pussy without asking. isn't that right, pussy?

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    Quote Originally Posted by christiefan915 View Post
    I agree, and have only ever owned rescues. You go into the shelter and wish you could take them all home.

    I think (read: hope) that the name "Donald" will go down in infamy in the US for several generations.
    What a shame. Poor Donald Duck. Poor Don Knotts. Poor my daddy. :~)
    "Conservatism is the blind and fear-filled worship of dead radicals." -- Mark Twain

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    Quote Originally Posted by Althea View Post
    One of our cats is a semi feral tabby mix. I know both of her parents (tabbies), but she looks just like a Maine Coon. Makes sense, because there's a lot of tabby in Maine Coons.

    She's too old to get in my lap now, but she always has to rest up against me. She used to be in my lap whenever I sat down.

    She's a miserable bitch, but she's beautiful.

    I'm the guy who shows up at a house party and the owner instructs us to ignore the cat. "She doesn't like people"

    By the end of the night, she's in my lap.


    Savannah the bitch:

    Attachment 18148
    Savannah is a great looking cat, Althea. Yeah...cats kinda like me, too.

    I was a cat hater at one time. I was never cruel to them, but I thought anyone who had a cat was a jerk. Then, during my construction worker days, a kitten decided he wanted to be my pal. Just kept coming over to me...stuck around. The owner of the house we were repairing noticed it...and after we finished the job he called me. He owned a big German shepherd that was being harassed by the kitten. (He was a very feisty kitten who did not like dogs.) Asked me to take him before the kitten scratched the dog's eyes out...which I decided to do. Fell in love with him. His name was Cat...although he sometimes signed notes as Kat! Cat managed to get his picture published in the New York Times...front page of the second section above the fold!
    ON HIS WORST DAY, JOE BIDEN IS A BETTER PRESIDENT THAN TRUMP WAS ON HIS BEST DAY!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hoosier Daddy View Post
    and yet any male that self identifies as a democrat can kick the shit out of the pussy so-called repub males that want to have a baby with trump, and hope someday he will grab their pussy without asking. isn't that right, pussy?
    Wow you're really getting hysterical over this, snowflake. lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Michael_Panetta View Post
    JFK was more of a man than Trump will ever be.
    The DNC wouldn't accept a JFK today. Thanks for making my point.

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    Hello Phantasmal,

    Quote Originally Posted by Phantasmal View Post
    Yes!!!
    Reminds me of a strange time. I was doing a day-long drive with my old dad. He liked to have sandwiches for a drive like that and find a rest area to enjoy them. And he always wanted a beer with his sandwich. So I drove after lunch. And not long after lunch he developed a problem. His lips began to swell like crazy. We weren't sure what had happened but my theory is it must have been something on the can exterior. Maybe they had been stored in the garage and perhaps some bug spray used? We never found out. We were pretty scared at first, not knowing what to do. I said we should find an ER. He said no. (He hated hospitals and medical people.) I said OK, but if his condition worsened, that's where we were going. After a while it was apparent the swollen lips were the only problem. So we drove on.

    But he had difficulty talking in that condition. And it was hard for me to understand what he was trying to say. We drove on in silence.

    Then I had an idea I thought might take the edge off the tension.

    I asked him if he would do me a favor.

    He said what.

    I said: "Will you please say 'You wascowy wabbit?'"

    He didn't find any humor in it (at all) and refused.

    Oh well. I tried.

    Or should I say ...

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    I should add that from that day on I will not drink a beer from a can unless the top has been wiped clean.
    Personal Ignore Policy PIP: I like civil discourse. I will give you all the respect in the world if you respect me. Mouth off to me, or express overt racism, you will be PERMANENTLY Ignore Listed. Zero tolerance. No exceptions. I'll never read a word you write, even if quoted by another, nor respond to you, nor participate in your threads. ... Ignore the shallow. Cherish the thoughtful. Long Live Civil Discourse, Mutual Respect, and Good Debate! ps: Feel free to adopt my PIP. It works well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PoliTalker View Post
    Hello Phantasmal,



    Reminds me of a strange time. I was doing a day-long drive with my old dad. He liked to have sandwiches for a drive like that and find a rest area to enjoy them. And he always wanted a beer with his sandwich. So I drove after lunch. And not long after lunch he developed a problem. His lips began to swell like crazy. We weren't sure what had happened but my theory is it must have been something on the can exterior. Maybe they had been stored in the garage and perhaps some bug spray used? We never found out. We were pretty scared at first, not knowing what to do. I said we should find an ER. He said no. (He hated hospitals and medical people.) I said OK, but if his condition worsened, that's where we were going. After a while it was apparent the swollen lips were the only problem. So we drove on.

    But he had difficulty talking in that condition. And it was hard for me to understand what he was trying to say. We drove on in silence.

    Then I had an idea I thought might take the edge off the tension.

    I asked him if he would do me a favor.

    He said what.

    I said: "Will you please say 'You wascowy wabbit?'"

    He didn't find any humor in it (at all) and refused.

    Oh well. I tried.

    Or should I say ...

    'wefused...'
    Great story, thanks, glad the reaction wasn’t more serious!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Frank Apisa View Post
    Savannah is a great looking cat, Althea. Yeah...cats kinda like me, too.

    I was a cat hater at one time. I was never cruel to them, but I thought anyone who had a cat was a jerk. Then, during my construction worker days, a kitten decided he wanted to be my pal. Just kept coming over to me...stuck around. The owner of the house we were repairing noticed it...and after we finished the job he called me. He owned a big German shepherd that was being harassed by the kitten. (He was a very feisty kitten who did not like dogs.) Asked me to take him before the kitten scratched the dog's eyes out...which I decided to do. Fell in love with him. His name was Cat...although he sometimes signed notes as Kat! Cat managed to get his picture published in the New York Times...front page of the second section above the fold!
    Wow...a celebrity cat!

    Everyone dislikes cats, until they get one. It takes a very cold person to be able to ignore a purring kitten.

    I think what everyone miscalculates about cats, is how they seem to think that you exist to serve them. Most people find that amusing.

    Acceptable, but amusing.
    Once in a while you get shown the light, in the strangest of places if you look at it right.

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